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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #315 on: January 21, 2007, 03:02:08 PM »
I didn't know he loved the Harry Potter series, but I find that very, very funny.  I'd also guess that the harry potter series winds up kicking the Dakr Tower series' ass in terms of literary merit (it already did in terms of readers, I'm sure).  Unless you cut the DT series off at the fifth book or so.  ;)
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #316 on: January 25, 2007, 09:41:31 PM »
What do you think of this? http://youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #317 on: January 26, 2007, 05:16:42 PM »
It was funny for about five seconds before I realized they'd let the cat stay in there the whole time, then I wanted to cry.  It's one thing to squirt a pet with water (still mean), quite another to confine and torture it like that (far beyond meanness, beyond even cruelty).  The poor thing was panicking.  I couldn't watch it all the way through.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #318 on: March 01, 2007, 01:38:47 AM »
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #319 on: March 01, 2007, 08:00:10 PM »
I don't know, but Prozac's apparently even more pathtic than I thought he was because he got eaten by a kitten less than half his size.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #320 on: March 02, 2007, 06:10:58 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 01, 2007, 08:00:10 PM
I don't know, but Prozac's apparently even more pathtic than I thought he was because he got eaten by a kitten less than half his size.

He got into a fight and lost?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #321 on: March 02, 2007, 06:12:50 AM »
I dreamed about cats last night.  I was exploring some rubble, jumping between big chunks of masonry, and there were cats with me, that saw me as their leader and followed me.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #322 on: March 02, 2007, 06:47:17 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 02, 2007, 06:10:58 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 01, 2007, 08:00:10 PM
I don't know, but Prozac's apparently even more pathtic than I thought he was because he got eaten by a kitten less than half his size.

He got into a fight and lost?

If one of those kitten ate him, then yes.

And was the cat dream a little more fun than the Nomaken sex dream?
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #323 on: March 02, 2007, 06:49:48 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 02, 2007, 06:47:17 AM
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Quote from: PMS Elle on March 01, 2007, 08:00:10 PM
I don't know, but Prozac's apparently even more pathtic than I thought he was because he got eaten by a kitten less than half his size.

He got into a fight and lost?

If one of those kitten ate him, then yes.

I did an aspie thing.  *Sigh*

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And was the cat dream a little more fun than the Nomaken sex dream?

Yeah, it was.  There was a dog in it too, but I left it at home and went off with the cats.
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #324 on: March 03, 2007, 06:28:00 AM »
What do you like about Alanis Morisette?

Have you ever seen her Live?

(I like a few of her songs.)
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #325 on: March 03, 2007, 08:23:40 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on March 03, 2007, 06:28:00 AM
What do you like about Alanis Morisette?

Have you ever seen her Live?

(I like a few of her songs.)

Her songs; it feels like many of them could have been written about or by me because they're so relevant to my life and experiences, etc.  Yes, I saw her live once, summer before last.  It was AWESOME.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #326 on: March 03, 2007, 10:21:22 AM »
Did Alex ever give you the Temple Grandin book you won from WP?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #327 on: March 03, 2007, 01:07:46 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 03, 2007, 10:21:22 AM
Did Alex ever give you the Temple Grandin book you won from WP?

Yeah.  I might give it to my therapist at some point because we were just talking about her.  I haven't bothered to read the book yet but it's on my shelf.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #328 on: March 03, 2007, 01:41:13 PM »
how did you win the book?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #329 on: March 03, 2007, 04:20:02 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on March 03, 2007, 01:41:13 PM
how did you win the book?

I wrote a limierick which I no longer remember.  It was a contest and it only took a couple minutes to write the limerick so I figured: why the hell not?
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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