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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1470 on: April 10, 2009, 08:12:43 AM »
Since clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! :P
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1471 on: April 10, 2009, 01:30:20 PM »
Why do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?
Isn't that what you just did?  :P

Stop hitting on me, I'm married  :zoinks:
MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Must. Resist. Siren. Song,  :zombiefuck:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1472 on: April 10, 2009, 01:31:28 PM »
Since clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! :P

You have to be better at hiding your desperation.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1473 on: April 11, 2009, 10:12:35 AM »
Why do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?
Isn't that what you just did?  :P

Stop hitting on me, I'm married  :zoinks:
MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Must. Resist. Siren. Song,  :zombiefuck:
My siren song is always irresistable.  You're fighting a losing battle.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1474 on: April 11, 2009, 10:18:40 AM »
Since clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! :P

You have to be better at hiding your desperation.
Maybe he will be when he's not reeling from Strattera withdrawal.   :P
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1475 on: April 11, 2009, 10:28:24 AM »
Why do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?
Isn't that what you just did?  :P

Stop hitting on me, I'm married  :zoinks:
MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Must. Resist. Siren. Song,  :zombiefuck:
My siren song is always irresistable.  You're fighting a losing battle.

<currently strapping myself to the mast of my internet sailing ship>

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1476 on: April 11, 2009, 10:32:29 AM »
Since clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! :P

You have to be better at hiding your desperation.
Maybe he will be when he's not reeling from Strattera withdrawal.   :P

One would hope so.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1477 on: April 11, 2009, 11:59:17 AM »
What kind of advice would you give an Aspie dude who has trouble talking to girls?

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Depends on what Aspie guy we're talking about.  Advice could range from 'get yourself out there' to 'thank god, that makes the world a safer place, although I think you should cut out your tongue for good measure.'

*covers his own mouth* :evillaugh:
Wow, rage is prescient.

Lol. I have moments. Usually IRL though. You probably already know, but i'm sliiiightly different irl. :laugh:
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1478 on: April 11, 2009, 12:14:17 PM »
What kind of advice would you give an Aspie dude who has trouble talking to girls?

 :asthing:
Depends on what Aspie guy we're talking about.  Advice could range from 'get yourself out there' to 'thank god, that makes the world a safer place, although I think you should cut out your tongue for good measure.'

*covers his own mouth* :evillaugh:
Wow, rage is prescient.

Lol. I have moments. Usually IRL though. You probably already know, but i'm sliiiightly different irl. :laugh:
If I know you IRL, I don't know I know you.  O_o

Why do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?
Isn't that what you just did?  :P

Stop hitting on me, I'm married  :zoinks:
MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Must. Resist. Siren. Song,  :zombiefuck:
My siren song is always irresistable.  You're fighting a losing battle.

<currently strapping myself to the mast of my internet sailing ship>
oooh, bondage.  Kinky.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1479 on: April 11, 2009, 12:19:16 PM »
What kind of advice would you give an Aspie dude who has trouble talking to girls?

 :asthing:
Depends on what Aspie guy we're talking about.  Advice could range from 'get yourself out there' to 'thank god, that makes the world a safer place, although I think you should cut out your tongue for good measure.'

*covers his own mouth* :evillaugh:
Wow, rage is prescient.

Lol. I have moments. Usually IRL though. You probably already know, but i'm sliiiightly different irl. :laugh:
If I know you IRL, I don't know I know you.  O_o

Why do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?
Isn't that what you just did?  :P

Stop hitting on me, I'm married  :zoinks:
MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Must. Resist. Siren. Song,  :zombiefuck:
My siren song is always irresistable.  You're fighting a losing battle.

<currently strapping myself to the mast of my internet sailing ship>
oooh, bondage.  Kinky.

Um. No. I mean you probably already figured out that I was pretty dfferent irl.  :asthing:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1480 on: April 11, 2009, 12:20:32 PM »
Um. No. I mean you probably already figured out that I was pretty dfferent irl.  :asthing:
I figured, but also figured it was worth clarifying on the off-chance I had REALLY missed something.   :laugh:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1481 on: April 11, 2009, 12:32:11 PM »
I think I am already over it. No more PME anyway! That was the most annoying side effect. Desperate? Please! I just spent a week being passed around the forum 69ing. Guiness has contacted me to verify I set the record.

Since clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! :P

You have to be better at hiding your desperation.
Maybe he will be when he's not reeling from Strattera withdrawal.   :P
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1482 on: April 11, 2009, 12:50:35 PM »
Um. No. I mean you probably already figured out that I was pretty dfferent irl.  :asthing:
I figured, but also figured it was worth clarifying on the off-chance I had REALLY missed something.   :laugh:

What the.. >:(
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1483 on: April 11, 2009, 01:10:35 PM »
in real life, rageboulve thinks he's cool by saying fuck and shit, but people laugh at him. so, ragebeoulve comes here thinking he's cool by typing fuck and shit. and i'm sure people here laugh at him here, but don't want to admit it because you guys are scared he'll leave this forum

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1484 on: April 12, 2009, 01:24:24 AM »
For Lord Phlexor.