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Quote from: ozymandias on May 16, 2008, 10:51:09 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 10:23:03 AMQuote from: ozymandias on May 16, 2008, 09:21:36 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 08:18:34 AMI feel so used.I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail! *snort* Please. Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me. If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog! Promising a lot, but, delivering a little. I'd kick one of those out of bed, too. Quote from: Peter on May 16, 2008, 01:03:26 PMWhat if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't. It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.Just as bad (men who do that are, in my opinion, fucking douchebags- desperation ain't an excuse), and besides which, they would have no need to- all I care about is a clean bill of health, and (really mostly to that end) monogamy to me while I'm sexually active with the person. I'll provide the same. If I'm dating someone, I want to fuck them; else I would not consider it dating. Just friendship.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 10:23:03 AMQuote from: ozymandias on May 16, 2008, 09:21:36 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 08:18:34 AMI feel so used.I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail! *snort* Please. Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me. If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog! Promising a lot, but, delivering a little.
Quote from: ozymandias on May 16, 2008, 09:21:36 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 08:18:34 AMI feel so used.I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail! *snort* Please. Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me. If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 08:18:34 AMI feel so used.I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail!
I feel so used.
What if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't. It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 05:14:37 PMQuote from: ozymandias on May 16, 2008, 10:51:09 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 10:23:03 AMQuote from: ozymandias on May 16, 2008, 09:21:36 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 16, 2008, 08:18:34 AMI feel so used.I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail! *snort* Please. Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me. If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog! Promising a lot, but, delivering a little. I'd kick one of those out of bed, too. Quote from: Peter on May 16, 2008, 01:03:26 PMWhat if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't. It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.Just as bad (men who do that are, in my opinion, fucking douchebags- desperation ain't an excuse), and besides which, they would have no need to- all I care about is a clean bill of health, and (really mostly to that end) monogamy to me while I'm sexually active with the person. I'll provide the same. If I'm dating someone, I want to fuck them; else I would not consider it dating. Just friendship.Well, I would hope you would kick, "Dr. Doolittle" out of bed! Life is too short! As for your second response to Peter.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Did you get accidentally pregnant?
Quote from: Fisherman Jim on July 12, 2008, 09:50:05 AMDid you get accidentally pregnant?Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was!
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 12, 2008, 08:25:00 PMQuote from: Fisherman Jim on July 12, 2008, 09:50:05 AMDid you get accidentally pregnant?Oh, shit.... I can't remember when my last period was! If you got accidentally pregnant, could I be the one to call Guinness Book of World Records?
If you got accidentally pregnant, could I be the one to call Guinness Book of World Records?
Aliens must have kidnapped PMS and implanted a uterus to fulfill their evil designs on an alien/human hybrid bent on global domination.
Congrats, you're carrying the progeny of Thag II.
Quote from: Fisherman Jim on July 13, 2008, 08:09:25 AMCongrats, you're carrying the progeny of Thag II.Some things shouldn't stay in the gene pool.
I'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Quote from: Fisherman Jim on July 13, 2008, 08:13:22 AMI'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.My deepest condolences.
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 13, 2008, 08:24:20 AMQuote from: Fisherman Jim on July 13, 2008, 08:13:22 AMI'm Thag III and I think I'm falling in love with you.My deepest condolences.Would you consider anal sex for love?EDIT: I'm such a ladies' man.
