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A Proud Day For Reality TV
« on: July 01, 2007, 09:36:12 AM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: A Proud Day For Reality TV
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2007, 09:55:21 AM »
:rofl:

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Re: A Proud Day For Reality TV
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2007, 10:08:21 AM »
Whores. They should learn to take after Eclair and Mel, who are both respectable ones (if there is such a thing as one).  :angel:

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Re: A Proud Day For Reality TV
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2007, 11:41:34 AM »
are they saying that the beautiful people get herpes?


i sure was lucky that i didn't herpes.
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Re: A Proud Day For Reality TV
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2007, 11:49:55 AM »
it's only a bloody cold sore, for fuck's sake.  well Type I is, anyway.  (of the Herpes simplex virus, that is).

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Re: A Proud Day For Reality TV
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2007, 12:35:10 PM »
I thought that this comment was funny:

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man they oughtta throw a couple in the mix who have herpes and tell the bachelor about it (without naming names) and then start the show. now THAT would be awesome tv!!!

Here was an interesting comment:

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There's a lot of misinformation here. 50% of the population has a strain of the herpes virus. This means either Herpes Simplex Virus (HSV) Type I, which commonly causes oral Herpes, or HSV Type II, the strain which more commonly causes genital herpes.

The facts are that 20% of the male population in the US has genital herpes, and 25% of the female population in the US has genital Herpes.

Everyone who has the virus reacts to it differently. Some people never get symptoms, and some people are stricken at least once a month. CONDOMS DO NOT PREVENT GENITAL HERPES. HSV is a skin-skin disease, which means that it can be transmitted even during protected penetration sex.

Don't be ignorant. Educate yourselves:
http://www.cdc.gov/std/Herpes/


BTW, do they test the Batchelor for Herpes or just the lovely ladies?


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Re: A Proud Day For Reality TV
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2007, 12:42:03 PM »
it's only a bloody cold sore, for fuck's sake.  well Type I is, anyway.  (of the Herpes simplex virus, that is).

Is there a herpes complex virus?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: A Proud Day For Reality TV
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2007, 12:45:01 PM »
it's only a bloody cold sore, for fuck's sake.  well Type I is, anyway.  (of the Herpes simplex virus, that is).

Is there a herpes complex virus?
acne?
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Re: A Proud Day For Reality TV
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2007, 02:09:15 PM »
it's not that easy to transmit genital herpes, mainly because if it's active, it's fucking painful, and so waggling your bits around with anyone else would probably not be high on the agenda.  it is very contagious, though.

and i dunno what they're on about vis á via condoms not preventing it - if the condom covers the sore, it's a physical barrier against the infection.  /shrugs.

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Re: A Proud Day For Reality TV
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2007, 02:54:40 PM »
haha thats hilarious

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Re: A Proud Day For Reality TV
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2007, 03:24:25 PM »
er, herpes is hilarious?  erm... yeeees, quite.  ::)

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Re: A Proud Day For Reality TV
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2007, 03:42:08 PM »
herpes is discusting, but its hilarious that so many people have them and dont know it, isnt it extreely painful to have them? hw could you not know you didnt have them? ::)