I have just seen young eris spying this thread
*Bodi hatches a plan*
Imagine if we could get the young eris to accompany us on the path
to righteousness? Not only would we look saintly, i reckon we would
be granted a 'backstage pass' to that room, up there
*Pictures turning up with the cloaked weeble at eris's door "Yes my pretty
we just want you to come with us to check out...erm... to buy some candle
wax" and bundles the young eris off to church! What a prize! There would
be a record number of hail mary's methinks. We may need to coax psychophant into joining our mission - in case Father Diddlydums has a heart attack!