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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1200 on: May 06, 2009, 10:48:31 AM »
So that's why girls are always asking to compare their hands to mine and then measuring different lengths when I have my hand spread out before them. :evillaugh:
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1201 on: May 06, 2009, 10:52:02 AM »
My cock isn't big but it always hurts when I fuck the whores girls up the poop-chute.  8)
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1202 on: May 06, 2009, 10:58:18 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 06, 2009, 10:26:46 AM
Well with pinkie and thumb spread as far as they go. That is erect dick length. Not joking. :laugh:

 :lol:

Gee, by that logic, I have an eight-and-a-half inch long penis, or at least I would have if I actually had one.

There was this former member who had an ex-boyfriend who had a three-and-a-half inch long penis.  Can you picture how tiny his little hands must have been?

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1203 on: May 06, 2009, 10:58:55 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on May 06, 2009, 10:52:02 AM
My cock isn't big but it always hurts when I fuck the whores girls up the poop-chute.  8)

You've never had anal sex! :wanker:
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1204 on: May 06, 2009, 11:03:47 AM »
:toporly:
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1205 on: May 06, 2009, 12:41:49 PM »
Lol Callaway. If you were a guy you'd be hung. :lol:
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1206 on: May 06, 2009, 12:50:02 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 06, 2009, 12:41:49 PM
Lol Callaway. When you were a guy you were hung. :lol:

Corrected! :zoinks:
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1207 on: May 06, 2009, 02:47:55 PM »
I now have 4 drill presses
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1208 on: May 06, 2009, 02:52:28 PM »
I now have over 200 "friends" on FaceBoook! Yay! I am so popular, just like I always wanted to be. ::)

Now I need to figure out how to block most of their news shit, so I can actually see stuff from my old school mates and relatives.
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1209 on: May 07, 2009, 11:12:57 PM »
My lawnmower has a half-tank of gas. ::)
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1210 on: May 08, 2009, 07:54:13 AM »
I've turned off the ringer on my cell phone, again.

Apparently the people at work think that calling me is a good idea.

WTF!!!

They not seem to have a clue as to the meaning of "bedrest,"   as per doctor's orders.
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1211 on: May 08, 2009, 08:16:20 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on May 08, 2009, 07:54:13 AM
I've turned off the ringer on my cell phone, again.

Apparently the people at work think that calling me is a good idea.

WTF!!!

They not seem to have a clue as to the meaning of "bedrest,"   as per doctor's orders.

I kept the cordless phone in my pocket because everyone kept calling me and I needed to deal with the stuff.

Turning off the ringer is an even better idea.
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1212 on: May 11, 2009, 12:54:31 PM »
Some kids in my sister's class when I went to pick her up from school said I looked like Snow White  :lol:
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1213 on: May 13, 2009, 06:02:52 PM »
Bendaroos are $19.95
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #1214 on: May 14, 2009, 01:41:49 AM »
5 kilos of coffee beans were 720 kronor. :toporly:
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