Post a useless fact

["couldbecousin"]

I'll trade you a blue one and a white one 

 What am I supposed to do with a white pen?  Is that a joke? 

[Pyraxis]

The OUTSIDE of it is white. 

[Queen Victoria]

They now have white tatoos.

[Pyraxis]

Oh awesome. Too bad they don't work on dark skin.

["couldbecousin"]

They now have white tatoos.

 Oh yeah, I've heard of those.  Melissa Etheridge has one that reads "skin." 

["couldbecousin"]

The OUTSIDE of it is white. 

 Who cares what color the outside is?  Are you building a pen rainbow? 

[Pyraxis]

Not any more 

Hm. I have a colored pencil blender, that's kind of a real white pen. Or perhaps you would like the one with the light in it.

["couldbecousin"]

Not any more 

Hm. I have a colored pencil blender, that's kind of a real white pen. Or perhaps you would like the one with the light in it.

 I would like ALL of those fine writing implements, thx very much! 

[Pyraxis]

Greedy bitch!

*sneaks up behind CBC, snatches away the green pen*

["couldbecousin"]

Greedy bitch!

*sneaks up behind CBC, snatches away the green pen*

 *looks shocked, runs a few steps after Pyraxis, gives up, sits down and CRIES!*   

[Pyraxis]

Aw, there there, you wanna borrow it instead?

[Zippo]

*uppercuts pyraxis in the jaw, takes all of her pens and gives them the CBC* "the queens asistant gets what she wants or the muscle gets mad."

[Pyraxis]

 

*picks herself up off the floor and delivers a swift kick in the balls, scattering pens everywhere*

["couldbecousin"]

Aw, there there, you wanna borrow it instead?

 Oooooo, can I?  *scoots over, takes the pen and wobbles for joy!*

[Zippo]

*picks herself up off the floor and delivers a swift kick in the balls, scattering pens everywhere*

i never had any balls your attack is invalid.