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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1485 on: April 04, 2007, 06:57:45 PM »

... more like this one.
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1486 on: April 04, 2007, 07:50:29 PM »
It's official...........QC has now become.........."She Who Must Be Obeyed" of Intensity.  She gets her soul back and gets ours instead!

Be afraid, be very afraid! >:D
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1487 on: April 04, 2007, 07:55:00 PM »
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1488 on: April 04, 2007, 10:08:48 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on April 04, 2007, 07:50:29 PM
......  She gets her soul back and gets ours instead!

Meh!! I'm a Pastafarian .... we don't have souls.  :P
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1489 on: April 05, 2007, 02:16:45 AM »
Have you seen any kangaroos yet?  8)
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1490 on: April 05, 2007, 10:00:12 PM »
What up my nigga? Did you do your incum tax? Opps lol fingering jen shh dont tell am pimping
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1491 on: April 06, 2007, 01:59:56 AM »
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on April 05, 2007, 10:00:12 PM
What up my nigga? Did you do your incum tax? Opps lol fingering jen shh dont tell am pimping

Translation: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, would you like some ginseng? My name is Randy, and I have no penis.
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1492 on: April 06, 2007, 05:23:02 AM »
thanks dunc.


we have been in need of a flo to sane translator for a while now.   :laugh:
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1493 on: April 06, 2007, 08:16:58 AM »
I thought you were??
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1494 on: April 06, 2007, 01:15:51 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on April 06, 2007, 01:59:56 AM
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on April 05, 2007, 10:00:12 PM
What up my nigga? Did you do your incum tax? Opps lol fingering jen shh dont tell am pimping

Translation: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, would you like some ginseng? My name is Randy, and I have no penis.

It was a fuckn scheme to have something to get off on. :wanker:  If She was going to be a pric ass about meds I was going to try and get something out of her, pull a fast one.  I prefer to snack on other women and have one main course.  That is what truama does to you.  I try and get my gf pissed at me and that turns me on.  Always after pleasure, she was just in the way so I did what was convent.  I am not really intrested in her that way, at least not no more.  I smile at all the women and they are mine just like that!
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Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

Spread your legs woman!

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1495 on: April 06, 2007, 01:46:56 PM »
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on April 06, 2007, 01:15:51 PM
It was a fuckn scheme to have something to get off on. :wanker:  If She was going to be a pric ass about meds I was going to try and get something out of her, pull a fast one.  I prefer to snack on other women and have one main course.  That is what truama does to you.  I try and get my gf pissed at me and that turns me on.  Always after pleasure, she was just in the way so I did what was convent.  I am not really intrested in her that way, at least not no more.  I smile at all the women and they are mine just like that!

Lappitus flacita dip donk din-aling dopoy glip shronk dilp whap boink trapitty vopy dlip backa bop doing randy fucking a sheep whapity dfoda fiboink. Ropaty dipity doink doink ginsing addicted fuckwad gippa hoplangiddy frappa frippity frappity dinkle doink !!!
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1496 on: April 06, 2007, 03:47:53 PM »
Quote from: KarmaChameleon on April 06, 2007, 01:46:56 PM
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on April 06, 2007, 01:15:51 PM
It was a fuckn scheme to have something to get off on. :wanker:  If She was going to be a pric ass about meds I was going to try and get something out of her, pull a fast one.  I prefer to snack on other women and have one main course.  That is what truama does to you.  I try and get my gf pissed at me and that turns me on.  Always after pleasure, she was just in the way so I did what was convent.  I am not really intrested in her that way, at least not no more.  I smile at all the women and they are mine just like that!

Lappitus flacita dip donk din-aling dopoy glip shronk dilp whap boink trapitty vopy dlip backa bop doing randy fucking a sheep whapity dfoda fiboink. Ropaty dipity doink doink ginsing addicted fuckwad gippa hoplangiddy frappa frippity frappity dinkle doink !!!

You misspelled "shrink". :P
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1497 on: April 06, 2007, 04:17:44 PM »
Ooops, you're right.  :laugh:
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1498 on: April 06, 2007, 06:15:34 PM »
Quote from: Fine Chocolate on April 04, 2007, 05:44:09 PM
So, QC how is Austrailia anyways??? I've always wanted to visit there, but the only place I've ever been is Jamaica  :stoned:

Australia's great. Right now I'm in New Zealand though, just got here last night!  :o
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1499 on: April 06, 2007, 06:16:56 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on April 04, 2007, 07:50:29 PM
It's official...........QC has now become.........."She Who Must Be Obeyed" of Intensity.  She gets her soul back and gets ours instead!

Be afraid, be very afraid! >:D

 :evillaugh:
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