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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #105 on: May 25, 2006, 05:19:53 AM »


Would you rather have sex with PeterMackenzie, or dye his hair pink and hide the razor so he had to go out in public with pink hair?

Definitely the latter.  ;D



Don't you love me?  Was it all lies?  Are you ashamed to admit your feelings for me in front of the others?   :'(

Peter would look cute with pink hair.  Well.. it is hard to make him uncute.

At least Nomaken still loves me.   :)

*sets Peter up with Nomaken*

Ok honey, time for you to take my love for you.  This might hurt a little.   :-*
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #106 on: May 25, 2006, 12:30:09 PM »
What's the hardest thing you've worked for in life?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #107 on: May 25, 2006, 08:52:07 PM »

Don't you love me?  Was it all lies?  Are you ashamed to admit your feelings for me in front of the others?   :'(

Sorry to bruise your ego, but I speak the truth in this thread. :P

Ok honey, time for you to take my love for you.  This might hurt a little.   :-*

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #108 on: May 25, 2006, 08:53:43 PM »
What's the hardest thing you've worked for in life?

I have no idea. Lol.

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #109 on: May 25, 2006, 09:12:18 PM »
How much money would it take to convince you to change your username to "BoringlyNormalCarla"?? It would be a permanent change.? And the sky's the limit (assume Donald trump has access ot the internet and is temporarily insane or something) but try to imagine the likely minimum.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #110 on: May 25, 2006, 10:09:10 PM »
Probably about $500. I figure that would be the minimum and the maximum would be about $1000. I would say a larger amount, but simply changing a user name isn't THAT big of a deal, especially if you get $500 out of it.

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #111 on: May 26, 2006, 03:13:28 AM »
You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god.  What do you say/do?
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #112 on: May 26, 2006, 03:28:09 AM »
Probably about $500. I figure that would be the minimum and the maximum would be about $1000. I would say a larger amount, but simply changing a user name isn't THAT big of a deal, especially if you get $500 out of it.

hell, id do almost anything for 500 bucks.

that was a quote, can you name the original athor?
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #113 on: May 26, 2006, 03:29:34 AM »
I am highly tempted to ask naughty questions.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #114 on: May 26, 2006, 03:31:06 AM »
the title of the thread is Ask Quirky Carla Anything.
and we aren't at church, so what's holding you back?
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #115 on: May 26, 2006, 03:36:42 AM »
Because naughty questions would either embarass her, or she will not want to answer or both, and the answers will amuse us, but i'd prefer to try and appreciate someone for their mind.  I'm not tempted to ask Peter naughty questions(as hot as he is, but I am tempted to ask Quirky naughty questions.  So naughty answers are just gratuitous fan service.  Despite that, the deliciousness that is naughty answers still makes the concept very tempting.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #116 on: May 26, 2006, 03:41:54 AM »
its kinda like cleavage, rather than full frontal nudity.
leaving something to the imagination...
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #117 on: May 26, 2006, 12:48:18 PM »
Have you ever had to lie to anyone? If yes, why?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #118 on: May 26, 2006, 01:17:31 PM »
Have you ever had to lie to anyone? If yes, why?

I try not to lie unless:

A) I need to in order to save my ass.
B) I'm covering for someone else.
C) I'm trying to spare someone's feelings.

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #119 on: May 26, 2006, 01:37:35 PM »
Probably about $500. I figure that would be the minimum and the maximum would be about $1000. I would say a larger amount, but simply changing a user name isn't THAT big of a deal, especially if you get $500 out of it.

hell, id do almost anything for 500 bucks.

that was a quote, can you name the original athor?

Sounds familiar, but I have no idea. Who is it?