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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1455 on: April 03, 2007, 02:49:57 PM »
Why type at all when you can't get your point across? ::)
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1456 on: April 04, 2007, 06:18:43 AM »
Dipshit?  All that I have accomplished... /me swats Carla off  I was typing that on my camera phone, got to be quick when I am poor.

you did her a favor.

as a second favor, do you have a mint for the horrible aftertaste in her mouth.
your disgusting.
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1457 on: April 04, 2007, 07:14:23 AM »
Dipshit?  All that I have accomplished... /me swats Carla off  I was typing that on my camera phone, got to be quick when I am poor.

Don't you think it would be cheaper to pay for your internet to be turned back on then you would be able to talk unlimited to your girlfriend and to us here for one flat fee???  If you keep pouring every cent into your cell phone that can get really expensive!!!  Oh, but wait, you are so intelligent that you probably thought of that yourself already didn't you??   :green:
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1458 on: April 04, 2007, 08:14:15 AM »
Dipshit?  All that I have accomplished... /me swats Carla off  I was typing that on my camera phone, got to be quick when I am poor.

Don't you think it would be cheaper to pay for your internet to be turned back on then you would be able to talk unlimited to your girlfriend and to us here for one flat fee???  If you keep pouring every cent into your cell phone that can get really expensive!!!  Oh, but wait, you are so intelligent that you probably thought of that yourself already didn't you??   :green:
he is probably in a ginsing induced coma.  ;D
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1459 on: April 04, 2007, 08:31:53 AM »
Dipshit?  All that I have accomplished... /me swats Carla off  I was typing that on my camera phone, got to be quick when I am poor.

Don't you think it would be cheaper to pay for your internet to be turned back on then you would be able to talk unlimited to your girlfriend and to us here for one flat fee???  If you keep pouring every cent into your cell phone that can get really expensive!!!  Oh, but wait, you are so intelligent that you probably thought of that yourself already didn't you??   :green:

Are you suggesting that Randy thinks ??

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1460 on: April 04, 2007, 08:42:12 AM »
"All things are possible"

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1461 on: April 04, 2007, 08:44:04 AM »
"All things are possible -- but just for me" -- Worldwide Frankenstein Control totally concocted omnipotent Computer God.  :insane:

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1462 on: April 04, 2007, 08:44:40 AM »
Ooo... do I dare to jump on this bandwagon? Nah.

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1463 on: April 04, 2007, 10:27:01 AM »
Dipshit?  All that I have accomplished... /me swats Carla off  I was typing that on my camera phone, got to be quick when I am poor.

Don't you think it would be cheaper to pay for your internet to be turned back on then you would be able to talk unlimited to your girlfriend and to us here for one flat fee???  If you keep pouring every cent into your cell phone that can get really expensive!!!  Oh, but wait, you are so intelligent that you probably thought of that yourself already didn't you??   :green:

I can make it cost 30 month minimum. Its her and all her, she would only talk on the phone and now she says she cannot get on the internet.

This thread is about CARLA people!  I am unaffected by anything you say so give up and give attention to where it belongs
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1464 on: April 04, 2007, 10:34:56 AM »
Dipshit?  All that I have accomplished... /me swats Carla off  I was typing that on my camera phone, got to be quick when I am poor.

Don't you think it would be cheaper to pay for your internet to be turned back on then you would be able to talk unlimited to your girlfriend and to us here for one flat fee???  If you keep pouring every cent into your cell phone that can get really expensive!!!  Oh, but wait, you are so intelligent that you probably thought of that yourself already didn't you??   :green:

I can make it cost 30 month minimum. Its her and all her, she would only talk on the phone and now she says she cannot get on the internet.

This thread is about CARLA people!  I am unaffected by anything you say so give up and give attention to where it belongs

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1465 on: April 04, 2007, 10:51:44 AM »
but he is the fries guy.
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1466 on: April 04, 2007, 11:00:51 AM »
Didn't he say something about NOT working at McDonald's anymore (by no fault of his own of course!!!) Now the only utensils he's using are the five attached to his right hand! 

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1467 on: April 04, 2007, 11:02:22 AM »
I really want to see your chocolate dick.

EDIT: Never mind.

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1468 on: April 04, 2007, 11:04:24 AM »
Well... here you go then... enjoy!

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1469 on: April 04, 2007, 11:08:02 AM »
The only way to Hollywood, baby, is through anal intercourse!