Ask QuirkyCarla Anything

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6' and fat.

You lost a few inches when you met me then. 

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I'm 5'11'' and about 180-185 lbs (depending on my beer gut) 

[McGiver]

i was the same heighth, or a little taller than you.
it's my roundness that makes me look shorter.
me no think of no smart comments.

[QuirkyCarla]

Randy the retard still has more brains than both of you not get confused. I would like to see you both slim down and i wish you both luck. I am happier myself being strict and not eating any sweets..47th day in a row! Its easy to and i need meds to do it to lol  Mcjagger ran out of smart comments ha ha                            QC what do you think of this: I filled a prescripition for abilify so could $25  gift cirtificate from C.V.S not going to take ha ha got a plan to use psychiatrist to get me another using invega Think that funny? I did maybe they have condoms dirty magizines i saw the ky touch warming lubricant ginseng extract horny goat weed fish oil nice shit to scar cream spices on shelf for making own medicines getting high off maybe should smoke greem tea leaves blunt style

Fuck off, Randy. I didn't say anything about your intelligence (or lack therof) so don't insult mine. Honestly I don't give a shit about you anymore since you don't try to help yourself.

[El]

I don't know how to say this, but I... I think I may be falling for you.  I think about you all the time.  Last night I had an erotic dream about you.  To read about it in more detail, please Go here.

I don't even dare ask the obvious question...

[QuirkyCarla]

I don't know how to say this, but I... I think I may be falling for you.  I think about you all the time.  Last night I had an erotic dream about you.  To read about it in more detail, please Go here.

I don't even dare ask the obvious question...

It's April 2 here. Ya can't fool me. 

[Randy]

I dont see what the fuss is about you need to shape up a bit then maybe you could drop the dip shit meds meditation makes so easy you have no excuse not to it just urks me alot to neglect themselves and not put on a show to exhaustion if you did that you might impress me then i would understand the fuss

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I dont see what the fuss is about ................. you might impress me then i would understand the fuss

If you could speak coherently I could understand your post !!! 

[QuirkyCarla]

I dont see what the fuss is about you need to shape up a bit then maybe you could drop the dip shit meds meditation makes so easy you have no excuse not to it just urks me alot to neglect themselves and not put on a show to exhaustion if you did that you might impress me then i would understand the fuss

You're the dip shit...go take your meds, and then you can talk to me. From now on I'll be ignoring you.

[McGiver]

I dont see what the fuss is about you need to shape up a bit then maybe you could drop the dip shit meds meditation makes so easy you have no excuse not to it just urks me alot to neglect themselves and not put on a show to exhaustion if you did that you might impress me then i would understand the fuss

my name is randy.
i'm slow.

[ozymandias]

Not to repeat myself, but, do you ever get homesick, QC?  And what do you do to cope, if you do?  Or are you too busy to feel that?

[QuirkyCarla]

I do get homesick, but then I think of how unexciting home is. 

[ozymandias]

I do get homesick, but then I think of how unexciting home is. 

Yeah, that would do it for me, too!

[ozymandias]

BTW, it's always a good idea to ignore people like Hugh Jim Bissle.

[Randy]

Dipshit?  All that I have accomplished... /me swats Carla off  I was typing that on my camera phone, got to be quick when I am poor.