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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1245 on: December 12, 2006, 09:21:24 PM »
Lol.. playing dumb.. I knew you did that at times.
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1246 on: December 12, 2006, 09:27:23 PM »
Cunt depth, vaginal mucus viscosity, anus diameter, nipple diameter, nipple shade, labia size... those sorts of measurements maybe?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1247 on: December 12, 2006, 09:31:47 PM »
I don't know those measurements.  :laugh:
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1248 on: December 12, 2006, 09:32:26 PM »
hips waist chest?
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1249 on: December 12, 2006, 10:44:56 PM »
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1250 on: December 12, 2006, 10:55:00 PM »
I don't know what my hips and waist measurements are and my chest is 40 or 42 c
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1251 on: December 14, 2006, 02:06:11 PM »
How can I make a girl feel happy and satisfied?
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1252 on: December 14, 2006, 03:12:06 PM »
Give her plenty of attention and affection without being too overbearing.
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1253 on: December 14, 2006, 05:41:42 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on December 14, 2006, 03:12:06 PM
Give her plenty of attention and affection without being too overbearing.

this, btw- is a very fine line and all women want different degrees of this.

be yourself pea, and humor goes a very long way.
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1254 on: December 14, 2006, 11:36:26 PM »
meh
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1255 on: December 15, 2006, 04:25:35 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on December 14, 2006, 03:12:06 PM
Give her plenty of attention and affection without being too overbearing.

I know someone who loves it that her bf shows little interest in her; if she wants to see him, she has to make the arrangements.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1256 on: December 18, 2006, 12:39:06 PM »
QC, you have stated that you have been horny lately.

what do you want?
do you want a quick fucking to get it over with, or are you looking to fall in love and then make love?
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1257 on: December 18, 2006, 12:40:37 PM »
Ideally the latter, but I change my mind a lot.
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1258 on: December 18, 2006, 01:20:21 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on December 18, 2006, 12:40:37 PM
Ideally the latter, but I change my mind a lot.
would you like some advice?

i can help you gwt it over with, if you are interested.  and i DO NOT mean, by me.  just simple advice, and it will have to wait until i get home from work, since my lunch break is almost over with.
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #1259 on: December 18, 2006, 01:26:53 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 18, 2006, 01:20:21 PM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on December 18, 2006, 12:40:37 PM
Ideally the latter, but I change my mind a lot.
would you like some advice?

i can help you gwt it over with, if you are interested.  and i DO NOT mean, by me.  just simple advice, and it will have to wait until i get home from work, since my lunch break is almost over with.

You're implying that she should be recommended to fuck every guy she meets?
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