i got busted with a pound of weed in my car when i was a senior in HS.
Oops.
I had a nasty-ass hated brother-in-law (soon to be, at the time) trying to set me up to be busted when I was just out of high school to keep me from marrying his sister (could there be a theme here?). He was a cop and, if I wasn't so vain as to re-brush my awesome locks right after getting in the car and out of the wind, I would not have found it. It was stashed above my visor, where I kept my hairbrush and it fell onto the floor of the car when I grabbed my brush. I immediately knew what it was (about four ounces, felony at the time) and that it could not possibly be "mine", started the car and dashed out of there, tossing out the bag on the way.
I got about three blocks when I was pulled over for a busted tail light (which had been conveniently busted for me). They said I had also been drinking and needed to search the car. I never drank, back then, so that was total bullshit. I was clean as a whistle and they kept searching and talking on the radio for an hour. It was another cop who pulled me over, who I knew was buddies with the nasty-ass. I was just fucking lucky as hell!!
.. that I was such a prettyboy.