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Offline Lucifer

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happy festival!
« on: June 21, 2007, 01:00:23 AM »
happy solstice, y'all.

so, here's where you can post all those seasonal greetings, however obscure.   thought it'd be rather jolly to have a thread where we can all exchange warm, fuzzy, fellow feelings about solstices, xmas, thanksgiving, eid, diwali, hannukah, fireworks night, winnie the pooh's unbirthday, etc., etc., all together, in a life-affirming circle of group huggy excitement and love and peace.

:puke:

i think i shall award points for the more obscure/entertaining celebrations posted, although they must be real.

huzzah!  get the beers in!  (except for eid etc., obviously).

(Note: anyone tries to group hug me, and their arse is toast: i will make their suffering excrutiating, humiliating, and last for the rest of their very long and appalling life).
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Re: happy festival!
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2007, 01:01:52 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 21, 2007, 01:00:23 AM


(Note: anyone tries to group hug me, and their arse is toast: i will make their suffering excrutiating, humiliating, and last for the rest of their very long and appalling life).

You make it sound worthwhile.
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Re: happy festival!
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2007, 01:05:22 AM »
don't be stupid all your life - have a day off.  if you enjoy it, it's not suffering, dur.  so i'd come up with something you'd find most unpleasant.

anyway, wish me a happy festival or fuck off out of the thread, spammywormy boy.
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Re: happy festival!
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2007, 01:44:43 AM »
I had a Happy Almost-Run-Out -Of-Petrol Day.

It was a bit of an adrenalin rush and the car made some strange noises.
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Re: happy festival!
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2007, 02:20:26 AM »
is that an official celebratory day?  my word, you have some strange customs in your country...

;)

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Re: happy festival!
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2007, 03:09:11 AM »
Happy solstice :beer: :party: :beergrin:
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Re: happy festival!
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2007, 06:15:09 AM »
Fucking solstice. Bring back the sun!
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Re: happy festival!
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2007, 06:27:40 AM »
happy solstace.  i hope it aint a hot one.
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Re: happy festival!
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2007, 06:31:42 AM »
Quote from: vodzy on June 21, 2007, 06:15:09 AM
Fucking solstice. Bring back the sun!

Dude, the sun is RISING in your hemisphere now. :smarty:
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Re: happy festival!
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2007, 06:33:57 AM »
Quote from: vodzy on June 21, 2007, 06:15:09 AM
Fucking solstice. Bring back the sun!
You have one in summer and one in winter.
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Re: happy festival!
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2007, 06:38:44 AM »
Happy Solstice to all and to all a good fuck.



The one thing about solstice ... it's the two days each year that my nuts are the same on the right as they are on the left.

How does it work with tits?

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Re: happy festival!
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2007, 06:40:19 AM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 21, 2007, 06:38:44 AM
Happy Solstice to all and to all a good fuck.



The one thing about solstice ... it's the two days each year that my nuts are the same on the right as they are on the left.

How does it work with tits?



do they hang low on the other side half the year then?  :eyebrows:
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Re: happy festival!
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2007, 06:59:26 AM »
Happy birthday, Jean-Paul Sartre!
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Re: happy festival!
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2007, 07:10:05 AM »
Quote from: Silent Dunc on June 21, 2007, 06:40:19 AM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 21, 2007, 06:38:44 AM
Happy Solstice to all and to all a good fuck.



The one thing about solstice ... it's the two days each year that my nuts are the same on the right as they are on the left.

How does it work with tits?



do they hang low on the other side half the year then?  :eyebrows:

Nah, I was just stretching for a joke, sorry.

Lefty is always a little low-and-outside, but also the first to wake up. If I have a fastball, it's Lefty.

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Re: happy festival!
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2007, 09:45:29 AM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 21, 2007, 07:10:05 AM
Quote from: Silent Dunc on June 21, 2007, 06:40:19 AM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 21, 2007, 06:38:44 AM
Happy Solstice to all and to all a good fuck.



The one thing about solstice ... it's the two days each year that my nuts are the same on the right as they are on the left.

How does it work with tits?



do they hang low on the other side half the year then?  :eyebrows:

Nah, I was just stretching for a joke, sorry.

Lefty is always a little low-and-outside, but also the first to wake up. If I have a fastball, it's Lefty.



we truly are soulmates - my left bits and bobs are slightly larger than my right.  except for... well, never mind that. 

happy summer solstice, and no it isn't at all hot, ta, McLetter - i've got TWO layers on.  (i.e., it must be quite nippy).
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