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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #135 on: December 20, 2011, 12:04:34 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 19, 2011, 06:48:44 PM
This evening I may hit the Port.  And I'm not talking about the one the 7th Fleet is visiting.

You don't have to be coy about your love of seamen.  :thumbup:   :laugh:
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #136 on: December 20, 2011, 05:47:46 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 19, 2011, 06:48:44 PM
This evening I may hit the Port.  And I'm not talking about the one the 7th Fleet is visiting.


Mmmmm. I like that idea.

* ads Port to shopping list *
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #137 on: December 24, 2011, 07:48:32 PM »
Sort of, only feel mildly dizzy and disoriented. It'd take a lot more for me to not notice my mistakes posting or slur posts.
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #138 on: December 24, 2011, 07:57:22 PM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on December 24, 2011, 07:48:32 PM
Sort of, only feel mildly dizzy and disoriented. It'd take a lot more for me to not notice my mistakes posting or slur posts.

 Keep drinking, I've got nothing but time!  :flame:
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #139 on: December 24, 2011, 11:35:52 PM »
I don't raise anything.  I sink slowly to the ground/floor/bed, whatever is nearest.
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #140 on: January 03, 2012, 10:11:45 AM »
Last I heard willow was sick.

Does anybody have an update on her?
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #141 on: January 03, 2012, 11:08:40 AM »
Quote from: McMorrison on January 03, 2012, 10:11:45 AM
Last I heard willow was sick.

Does anybody have an update on her?

I have not heard from her.
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #142 on: December 10, 2014, 06:47:06 PM »
Quote from: willow on June 20, 2007, 11:20:47 PM


How did gopher gary miss this thread??   :zoinks:
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #143 on: December 10, 2014, 07:46:52 PM »
Ugh, I have no port.  :(

*Finished it off last week* :autism:
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #144 on: December 13, 2014, 07:31:36 PM »
*looks in fridge*

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #145 on: June 07, 2018, 07:38:08 PM »
I can say unequivocally that I have never been.
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #146 on: June 07, 2018, 09:41:38 PM »
I haven't been anywhere near drunk in about 10 months.

Something needs to be done about that!
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #147 on: June 10, 2018, 03:46:54 PM »
Nah. Semi-drunk, tops.
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #148 on: November 17, 2018, 06:32:14 AM »
Another work do and I got smashed again just to socialise in this stupid context.
4 long island ice teas and 4 vodkas on ice and feel like I am meeting these humans on equal level and sharing jokes.
I honestly do not even know the dynamics shift. Is it a loosing of social inhibitions, a dulling of the neurological state or is it a meeting them in the middle. (maybe I am too high strung or not nearly enough)
I tried to explain to the guys at the work do today that I am actually an introvert by any plausible reckoning and they laughed their arse off.
I found when I was younger this tactic of being drunk was VERY effective around people that were not on the spectrum.
I can't explain it. I guess it is what it is.
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #149 on: November 17, 2018, 07:00:39 AM »
Oh...hai
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