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Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 07:26:15 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on June 24, 2007, 07:24:54 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 07:22:08 AMPMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you? my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.You groaned... but have you LEARNED and groan?* Lucifer shakes her head.if it were a dog, you'd shoot it...Don't pretend to be so ruff. I know your bark is worse than your bite. And I bet my puns actually have you HOWLING, too, and you don't want to admit it.(Have I crossed the line? Am I being too dogged in my punning? Am I coming across as a bitch?)
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 24, 2007, 07:24:54 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 07:22:08 AMPMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you? my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.You groaned... but have you LEARNED and groan?* Lucifer shakes her head.if it were a dog, you'd shoot it...
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 07:22:08 AMPMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you? my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.You groaned... but have you LEARNED and groan?
PMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you? my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.
too late. i am now mortally offended, for at least three minutes (count 'em), and so shall NOT be snogging PMS Elle. not for the next three minutes, anyway.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
tonguey one, or mouth closed?
Quote from: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 06:21:30 AMtonguey one, or mouth closed? Suprise me.* PMS Elle closes her eyes and waits
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 25, 2007, 06:29:10 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 06:21:30 AMtonguey one, or mouth closed? Suprise me.* PMS Elle closes her eyes and waitsremember - you asked for this..* Lucifer has a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a woman's tonsils! (or man. or most invertebrates, really. i drawn the line at dickflo, though).
electrolysis from the inside, baby.
i'll write you into my diary, then. "Things To Do Today:PMS Elle
