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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #90 on: June 24, 2007, 07:26:15 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 24, 2007, 07:24:54 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 07:22:08 AM
PMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you?  my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.

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You groaned... but have you LEARNED and groan?
* Lucifer shakes her head.

if it were a dog, you'd shoot it...
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #91 on: June 24, 2007, 07:28:33 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 07:26:15 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 24, 2007, 07:24:54 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 07:22:08 AM
PMS Elle, for christ's sake get some sick, depraved, disgusting and perverted obsession, will you?  my neighbours probably think i'm either in pain or having mutliple orgs, i'm groaning so much.

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You groaned... but have you LEARNED and groan?
* Lucifer shakes her head.

if it were a dog, you'd shoot it...
Don't pretend to be so ruff.  I know your bark is worse than your bite.  And I bet my puns actually have you HOWLING, too, and you don't want to admit it.

(Have I crossed the line?  Am I being too dogged in my punning?  Am I coming across as a bitch?)
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #92 on: June 24, 2007, 07:30:04 AM »
take me up into the Rapture now, Lord, please.  pleeeeeeeease!
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #93 on: June 24, 2007, 07:32:32 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 07:30:04 AM
take me up into the Rapture now, Lord, please.  pleeeeeeeease!

Holy crap!  You're so punned out, you're converting!  I wonder if using puns to convert people would keep me out of purgatory entirely, or just count as a really big indulgence?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #94 on: June 24, 2007, 07:39:34 AM »
since you ask, i'll have nun of it, jew hear?  i may be catholic in my tastes, but i (j)ain't fuckin dooing this as a penance.  it's not big, budd ist might be clever, witch is always apoperiate.


taste of your own medicine, so  :notes: "groan, baby, groan - dante's inferno!" :notes:
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #95 on: June 24, 2007, 08:34:48 AM »
That was indeed a taste of my own medicine, and a bitter pill to swallow.  I guess I drug you into it, so I can hardly blame you for trying to put me into my place(bo).  However, I don't think you've cured me yet!
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #96 on: June 24, 2007, 08:37:04 AM »
if i say i submit, will you stop?

i'm begging you!

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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #97 on: June 24, 2007, 09:43:24 AM »
Oh, so you're going to submit?  What will it be?  Art?  Poetry?  Prose?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #98 on: June 24, 2007, 09:49:00 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 24, 2007, 09:43:24 AM
Oh, so you're going to submit?  What will it be?  Art?  Poetry?  Prose?

a petition for the death sentence, grrrrr.

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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #99 on: June 24, 2007, 12:30:19 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 09:49:00 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 24, 2007, 09:43:24 AM
Oh, so you're going to submit?  What will it be?  Art?  Poetry?  Prose?

a petition for the death sentence, grrrrr.

 :evillaugh:

A petition?  I know some people think they've been done to death, but if you want to get something done, I think they're a capital idea!
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #100 on: June 24, 2007, 03:19:09 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 24, 2007, 12:30:19 PM
A petition?  I know some people think they've been done to death, but if you want to get something done, I think they're a capital idea!

Perhaps you should stop, before you mortally offend her.
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #101 on: June 24, 2007, 03:28:13 PM »
too late.  i am now mortally offended, for at least three minutes (count 'em), and so shall NOT be snogging PMS Elle.  not for the next three minutes, anyway.
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #102 on: June 24, 2007, 03:46:30 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 03:28:13 PM
too late.  i am now mortally offended, for at least three minutes (count 'em), and so shall NOT be snogging PMS Elle.  not for the next three minutes, anyway.

Well, I'm good to go for the all-male mustubathon. How about you guys?
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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #103 on: June 24, 2007, 04:05:31 PM »
/sulks, pouts, and blows you a



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Re: If you're drunk, and you know it, raise your....
« Reply #104 on: June 24, 2007, 04:07:31 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 04:05:31 PM
/sulks, pouts, and blows you a




Why my dear Lucifer, are you coming on to me?

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