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Offline Calandale

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #60 on: June 22, 2007, 10:09:16 PM »
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?

I would enjoy that conversation.
Certainly doesn't seem to have any
real effect on sex itself though, more
a matter of pure aesthetics.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #61 on: June 22, 2007, 10:13:21 PM »
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?
well then id guess it hurt if i fucked you. im 8 inches  :)

btw how deep is a womans pussy? a few inches? someone told me more like 10 :eyelash:

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #62 on: June 22, 2007, 10:40:41 PM »
I don't know, but
banging into ovaries
seems to be unpleasant.


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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #63 on: June 23, 2007, 07:15:35 AM »
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?

Were we going to have this discussion before or after the charity wank?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #64 on: June 23, 2007, 07:16:24 AM »
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?

Were we going to have this discussion before or after the charity wank?

oh, before during and after, i should think.   i mean, there's a lot of labia to discuss.  :eyebrows:

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #65 on: June 23, 2007, 07:29:58 AM »
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #66 on: June 23, 2007, 07:34:57 AM »
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
Who the fuck are you calling FAIR???
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #67 on: June 23, 2007, 10:25:29 AM »
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #68 on: June 23, 2007, 10:29:01 AM »
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!

 :green:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #69 on: June 23, 2007, 04:08:15 PM »
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!

Well, seeing as men are unnecessary....

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #70 on: June 23, 2007, 04:13:32 PM »
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!

Well, seeing as men are unnecessary....

not at all.  i am by no means a separatist feminist.  far from it.  just that i like men to have some sort of something going for them.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #71 on: June 23, 2007, 04:14:35 PM »
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!

Well, seeing as men are unnecessary....

not at all.  i am by no means a separatist feminist.  far from it.  just that i like men to have some sort of something going for them.

I meant for reproduction.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #72 on: June 23, 2007, 04:16:04 PM »
oh yuck - even men are better than turkey basters.  *shudder*

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #73 on: June 23, 2007, 04:16:36 PM »
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
The ratio is still 1:5 to 1 though.
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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #74 on: June 26, 2007, 09:27:17 PM »
oh yuck - even men are better than turkey basters.  *shudder*

Actually one can wash and centrifuge the sperm, then insert it inside the uterus using a tiny tube attached to a syringe.  Much more efficient than a turkey baster.

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