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ozymandias

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Re: Fun at the Creation Museum!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2007, 06:31:44 PM »


I've got just the person for you to emulate then. Benny Hinn


I thought he sold frozen oriental food.  :laugh:

I wouldn't doubt it..... anything that will put a dollar in his GODs pocket.

Put him and Fred Phelps in the WWE on Smackdown.  Steel Cage Match.....WHAT....I can dream can't I? :evillaugh:

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Re: Fun at the Creation Museum!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2007, 07:19:02 PM »
You mean the Creation Museum has finally opened?

NO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, God, let this be a bad dream!

*the mighty stegosaurus awakens from his 145 million year slumber and perpares to impale the nearest creationist on his outward-pointing thagomizers*

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Re: Fun at the Creation Museum!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2007, 10:54:10 PM »
So what I want to know is...  What is  Beastmaster  :eyebrows:

Is it sort of like some BDSM Concertmaster?   :eyebrows:

If so, how the fuck do I sign up for the job  :dom: :violin: :spank: :dom:
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Re: Fun at the Creation Museum!!!
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2007, 05:54:44 PM »
This place is only 45 minuets away from me.
Normally I wouldn't ever dream of partaking in a place like this.
But I just might have to go and have a look-see.

Anybody want anything while I'm there?


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Re: Fun at the Creation Museum!!!
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2007, 06:00:00 PM »
Yeah. Grab me a Holy spirit on rye.

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Re: Fun at the Creation Museum!!!
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2007, 06:01:12 PM »
Will do.

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Re: Fun at the Creation Museum!!!
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2007, 06:24:20 PM »
Although I believe Christian creationism is bullshit, I do agree with the statements made by creationists like Kent Hovind and Ken Ham, that Genesis underpins a lot of what is said in the latter books of the bible. That if you do not believe in book of genesis, it is very diffcult to be a Christian. That is a reason why I am atheist.

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Re: Fun at the Creation Museum!!!
« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2007, 07:21:46 PM »
So what I want to know is...  What is  Beastmaster  :eyebrows:

Is it sort of like some BDSM Concertmaster?   :eyebrows:

If so, how the fuck do I sign up for the job  :dom: :violin: :spank: :dom:
Beastmaster is a tv show. About a man and His powers of understanding of animals.
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Re: Fun at the Creation Museum!!!
« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2007, 09:49:46 PM »
Although I believe Christian creationism is bullshit, I do agree with the statements made by creationists like Kent Hovind and Ken Ham, that Genesis underpins a lot of what is said in the latter books of the bible. That if you do not believe in book of genesis, it is very diffcult to be a Christian. That is a reason why I am atheist.
Well, there's more than one way to look at it. At talkorigins.org, for instance, there are quite a few interesting theological asides that address this issue. Adam and Eve need not have been real people who ate from a real tree in a real garden at some specific time in the past in order for the Christian story to have meaning and relevance. In fact, I think  Genesis is more relevant when it's not literal. The Fall of Man is a universal story. Everyone is Adam and Eve, in effect, as we've all eaten from the tree (i.e. sinned) and isolated ourselves from God (i.e. are living here on Earth). That's pretty much the only way I can see it. Physical death obviously still occurs, so the death that Jesus saves humanity from is another (spiritual) death, which I think works quite well in light of Christian theology.
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Re: Fun at the Creation Museum!!!
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2007, 11:53:43 PM »
You don't have to be an atheist just because you don't buy into the Christian God.
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Re: Fun at the Creation Museum!!!
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2007, 07:26:53 AM »
I don't see how you have to take everything that is said about or by anyone literally to think that they exist, that they're honest, or that they're right about a certain issue- unless, of course, you're very, very Aspie.  :P
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Fun at the Creation Museum!!!
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2007, 11:14:26 PM »
I don't see how you have to take everything that is said about or by anyone literally to think that they exist....

Not too worried about the rest of this,
but this strikes me as very odd.

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Re: Fun at the Creation Museum!!!
« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2007, 11:22:40 PM »
You don't have to be an atheist just because you don't buy into the Christian God.

I wrote a thread about that on WP before I got banned ............... ........................ ................... ...................... ...................... ...
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again.  :laugh:

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Re: Fun at the Creation Museum!!!
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2007, 11:24:24 PM »
I don't see how you have to take everything that is said about or by anyone literally to think that they exist, that they're honest, or that they're right about a certain issue- unless, of course, you're very, very Aspie.  :P

Unfortunately, there's LOTS of biblical literalists out there.. who aren't aspies.  :-\