Post an offensive fact about yourself!

[jman]

I pick my nose alot

[McGiver]

me too.
i have a hardened collection underneath my seat in the car, and behind the couch at home.
when i am elsewhere i just put it on the inside of my shirt.  but then it also hardens and becomes itchy.  then i remove it.

[Praetor]

I too pick my nose, but when you goto london its to get half the pollution/crap out of it from the air. Black bogeys are not a good sign!

[Nomaken]

I think i'm out of offensive facts about me.  But i will tell you that I have a private toilet in my room, that no one but be would have an opportunity to use.  It hasn't been cleaned in over 3 years.  The stuff growing in it will remove the reflective quality of the water, but not cloud it...  unless you shake it, even if you are shining light into it, it will look empty.

[Randy]

Ooooh good Nomaken is here.  I used to steal.  My mom sold snacks at the highschool.  She was one of the cafeteria workers, and she told me to pocket tons of candy.  She said she sells so much, it does not matter. Her boss said she liked my mom, and she wanted to know how she brought in some money.  My mom sold things at bargin prices, that the boss did not allow or know about. She would give it to me half way through the day and I would have to keep it hidden to most eyes.  I don;t know why I did it.  I know there was trauma again, and I loose compassion during those times.  Maybe I lost compassion for the company who sells the food there. The trauma is getting maid fun off.  I must have been hyperaurosed.  That is the only thing I actively stole.  My dad stole power tools from his job, and tried to steal my pain meds from cancer surgury.I If I can;t find the owner of money, I keep it. I was young, when I kept the 50 dollars, and my dad let me.  There is no curtiously desk outside either.

[Peter]

I think i'm out of offensive facts about me.

<Faints>

[Nomaken]

Wait, wait, i got one.? Might of mentioned this before, but i just had an.... accomplishment... that merits explaining it.

I get ingrown toenails.? I don't mean I have a ingrown toenail.? I don't have toenails that don't grow inward.? It doesn't cause infection(by itself), it just hurts and causes the sides of my toes to bulge outwards.? So occasionally, somewhat for fun, but mostly because of the pain it causes, i need to go in there with a pick, a miners hat, and some high explosives to dig it out.? And when i do this I regularly need to tear at nail and flesh, and use pliers and a?tool that looks like a very tiny ice pick.? And I regularly bleed liberally.? However I have done it so many times that I'm pretty sure i've severed many of the nerves at the "problem areas".? Occasionally after some excavation, i get an infection there, but I just pop the scab, drain the fluid, and drown the area in disinfectant, and it goes away by the next day.? Once I didnt even need to use disinfectant for the area to clear itself up.

However today, I was digging at the cuticle area doing some exploring(poking to see where there is flesh inside and where there is nail inside(there is a distinct feeling of resistence for nail and a stab of pain that feels like licking a nine volt where there is flesh)) and I found a bit of resistence.? And I pushed in for what seemed like way too long.? I suspected I would hit a limit way before.? The experiance was kind of like that trick where the magician keeps pulling out tissue and you don't know when it is gonna stop.? And I started prying up, and eventually a piece of toenail came out that was roughly the surface area of the visible part of the pinky nail, and the most forward part of it was attatched at the nail just before the cuticle.


And there was no pain and no blood after I pulled it out.? So I feel a sense of accomplishment, partly because i produced such a big piece of ingrown nail(there is a bit of horror there too), and partly because I got the whole thing out.? I notice now that my toe feels really good, and i think that is because i just got used to the feeling of pain caused by the ingrown portion.

[McGiver]

are those your toes or your fingers?

[Nomaken]

Just toes.

[McGiver]

but their thin, and long.

[Nomaken]

My toenails are broad.

[McGiver]

your toenails are a woman?

[El]

I will wear long pants on a hot day to avoid shaving my legs.

[peegai]

I can be offensive.

There. Okay?

[Nomaken]

What would be the negative consequence of wearing shorts when your legs aren't shaved?