« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 26 27 [28] 29 30 ... 36   Go Down

Author Topic: Post an offensive fact about yourself!  (Read 17722 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline BadgerTom

  • DEPRAVED ASSHAT
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2611
  • Karma: 168
  • Gender: Male
  • NSFW - Not Safe for Woke
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #405 on: October 03, 2006, 04:48:56 PM »
oooooooh or just say random things like:

may an alien shit on your cornflakes
SCHNELL HUND !!!!
what was that Hilda, scones you say?
you look good, but then again i never had any taste...
and...
HEUT IST MEIN TAG!!

8)
Logged

eris

  • Guest
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #406 on: January 30, 2012, 10:06:22 PM »
my anus looks like this *
Logged

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #407 on: January 30, 2012, 10:32:40 PM »
Quote from: eris on January 30, 2012, 10:06:22 PM
my anus looks like this *

 Do I want to know how you know that?  :orly:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

eris

  • Guest
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #408 on: January 30, 2012, 10:33:23 PM »
it's on film
Logged

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #409 on: January 30, 2012, 10:35:45 PM »
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline Pig

  • Moron!
  • Constant Poster
  • ****
  • Posts: 326
  • Karma: -16
  • Gender: Male
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #410 on: January 31, 2012, 05:21:32 PM »
Quote from: eris on January 30, 2012, 10:06:22 PM
my anus looks like this *
I've never seen my anus, but I doubt it's that attractive.  :LOL:
Logged

Offline Jesse

  • My mirror shows black (Otherwise known as nigger)
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6000
  • Karma: 110
  • Gender: Male
  • where mountains throne
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #411 on: May 18, 2012, 06:39:11 PM »
Quote from: eris on January 30, 2012, 10:06:22 PM
my anus looks like this *
doesnt everybodys?  :headbang2:
Logged
:skywarp:

Offline Bastet

  • Psychotic Mentally Deficient Deranged Bitch
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6007
  • Karma: 633
  • Gender: Female
  • MeOW!
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #412 on: May 18, 2012, 07:21:58 PM »
I want to slice myself open and paint the walls red with my blood.
Logged
:kitten: OBSESSIVE AILUROPHILE :kitten:


It is far better for people to hate you for doing the right thing than for people to love you for doing the wrong thing. Never ever forget that.

Offline bodie

  • Reflective Katoptronaphiliac of the Aspie Elite
  • News Box Slave
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 14394
  • Karma: 2113
  • Gender: Female
  • busy re arranging deck chairs on board the Titanic
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #413 on: May 18, 2012, 08:30:46 PM »
I snore like a piggy. :o
Logged
blah blah blah

Offline Bastet

  • Psychotic Mentally Deficient Deranged Bitch
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6007
  • Karma: 633
  • Gender: Female
  • MeOW!
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #414 on: May 18, 2012, 09:58:51 PM »
I snore like a roaring dragon. Or a rhinocerous.

I rubbed my anus raw today. I need to let it heal by using baby wipes on my ass.
Logged
:kitten: OBSESSIVE AILUROPHILE :kitten:


It is far better for people to hate you for doing the right thing than for people to love you for doing the wrong thing. Never ever forget that.

Offline renaeden

  • Complicated Case of the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 26159
  • Karma: 2536
  • Gender: Female
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #415 on: May 19, 2012, 04:26:02 AM »
I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Anxiety triggers it and since I have GAD too, it means my bowel gets really irritable. It is not pleasant.
Logged
Mildly Cute in a Retarded Way
Tek'ma'tae

Offline Jesse

  • My mirror shows black (Otherwise known as nigger)
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6000
  • Karma: 110
  • Gender: Male
  • where mountains throne
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #416 on: May 19, 2012, 12:29:43 PM »
I have a small bladder. i have to pee what seems like 100 times a day
Logged
:skywarp:

Offline Bastet

  • Psychotic Mentally Deficient Deranged Bitch
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6007
  • Karma: 633
  • Gender: Female
  • MeOW!
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #417 on: May 19, 2012, 12:52:06 PM »
Coffee makes me regular.   :coffee:
Logged
:kitten: OBSESSIVE AILUROPHILE :kitten:


It is far better for people to hate you for doing the right thing than for people to love you for doing the wrong thing. Never ever forget that.

Offline Jesse

  • My mirror shows black (Otherwise known as nigger)
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6000
  • Karma: 110
  • Gender: Male
  • where mountains throne
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #418 on: May 19, 2012, 12:54:25 PM »
coffee makes me poop too.  :headbang2:
Logged
:skywarp:

Offline Genesis

  • The impostor who isn't from Old Country formerly known as Soviet Union
  • News Box Slave
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 9949
  • Karma: 349
  • Gender: Male
  • The Blogger Was Here
    • Night Owl Redux
Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #419 on: May 23, 2012, 11:01:54 PM »
22 year old, Ginger, and a Virgin
Logged

Quote from: Charlotte Quin on July 25, 2024, 06:11:16 AM
This is a message board, not a ouija board  :zombiefuck:
Pages: 1 ... 26 27 [28] 29 30 ... 36   Go Up
« previous next »