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Offline Randy

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #105 on: July 07, 2006, 11:06:31 AM »
I wear glasses.  Black 1.5inches wide and 1inch long.  Kristen was giving me shit so I could not get the second picture, but I forgot to offer her money. There are a few reason for that, but otherwise I would have offered her money.She uses that phone alot so. The reasons are  self conscienousness and lack of money.(Selective memory) I recognize there are certain things you can't change about myself and I have to accept that.  Otherwise do the best with things you can and want to. I apparently got over that, because I took two pictures in hope that my scanner would post them. I also got one of my pictures up. I don't meet the scanner's system requirments so could not post both the originals.  My mind changed too, I don't think I look bad.

Tough fuckn shit, this is not my big secret >:D
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #106 on: July 07, 2006, 11:19:29 AM »
Will you people STOP posting in my thread unless you have a genuinely offensive fact to disclose about yourselves! ::)
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #107 on: July 07, 2006, 11:32:48 AM »
Quote from: Eamonn on July 07, 2006, 11:19:29 AM
Will you people STOP posting in my thread unless you have a genuinely offensive fact to disclose about yourselves! ::)

but i thought that you didn't want me to tell anyone about our secret love-octagon with QuirkyCarla, Ozymandias, Nomaken, McJagger, DivaD and Callaway.  :-\
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #108 on: July 07, 2006, 11:36:26 AM »
Stop right there Omega! That is unless, of course, you have bucketloads of dough to offer me to stop me suing you for defemation. I GENUINELY thought it was QuirkyCarla's bum that i was spreading, not mcjagger's.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #109 on: July 07, 2006, 12:23:39 PM »
didn't you notice the hair and nurdles.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #110 on: July 07, 2006, 12:32:45 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 07, 2006, 12:23:39 PM
didn't you notice the hair and nurdles.

I forgot that American women are more particular about plucking/shaving themselves than their Euopean counterparts and thought your 'implements' was just piles.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #111 on: July 07, 2006, 12:45:46 PM »
my offensive fact is that shit stays on my arse hairs.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #112 on: July 07, 2006, 03:22:43 PM »
that's strange - i thought an awful lot of it got stuck between your teeth.

:P

oh, how i am laughing at my own (half) wit...  ;)
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #113 on: July 07, 2006, 03:23:58 PM »
yeah, with all the shit coming out of my mouth and such.  :laugh:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #114 on: July 08, 2006, 12:26:41 AM »
I fucked McJagger without a condom
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #115 on: July 08, 2006, 04:14:43 PM »
i hate, when, after a good , satisfying shit, i go to wipe my arse and i ket some of the crap undermy fingernails.
i say, "dammit lucifer, get out from underneath my nails."
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #116 on: July 08, 2006, 04:40:45 PM »


I am inside your paranoid little mind, deny it, so i can own you, accept it, so i can disown you
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #117 on: July 08, 2006, 05:06:37 PM »
No, your starting to creep me out.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #118 on: July 08, 2006, 05:09:41 PM »
Finally!!!

about Time

I feel so honored

I think I am going to blush

Oh, McJ, can I borrow your brush?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #119 on: July 08, 2006, 05:11:15 PM »
NO, NO, NO.  What part didn't you understand?
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