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Offline Randy

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #60 on: June 20, 2006, 10:35:47 AM »
Same here Peter, but I am not wanking right now.  My room is crowed, I have things all over the floor, and I rarely ever make the bed.  I really don't like being messy, but some messyness is tollerated.
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Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #61 on: June 21, 2006, 01:58:00 PM »
After finding that heating lube didn't really work for me, I tried rubbing copious quantities of deep-heat rub down there and masturbating.  Surprisingly, I couldn't really feel that either.   :-\
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #62 on: June 21, 2006, 07:24:35 PM »
is your peter likea slippery fish or does it get rock hard?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #63 on: June 22, 2006, 10:46:17 AM »
when i was eighteen, i attempted to commit suicide by starving myself (fuck "the easy way"). after three and a half months, my depression lifted and i started eating again. i think my hair suffered the most for my actions because, at one stage, it was falling out in handfuls but it's grown back now.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #64 on: June 22, 2006, 10:54:05 AM »
Quote from: Omega_Female on June 22, 2006, 10:46:17 AM
when i was eighteen, i attempted to commit suicide by starving myself (fuck "the easy way"). after three and a half months, my depression lifted and i started eating again. i think my hair suffered the most for my actions because, at one stage, it was falling out in handfuls but it's grown back now.

 :'( :'(
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #65 on: June 22, 2006, 11:03:40 AM »
Quote from: RobertN on June 22, 2006, 10:54:05 AM
Quote from: Omega_Female on June 22, 2006, 10:46:17 AM
when i was eighteen, i attempted to commit suicide by starving myself (fuck "the easy way"). after three and a half months, my depression lifted and i started eating again. i think my hair suffered the most for my actions because, at one stage, it was falling out in handfuls but it's grown back now.

 :'( :'(

oh, it's okay; i'm not suicidal anymore - it's too much fun annoying people just by existing!  8)
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #66 on: June 22, 2006, 11:08:17 AM »
Quote from: Omega_Female on June 22, 2006, 11:03:40 AM
Quote from: RobertN on June 22, 2006, 10:54:05 AM
Quote from: Omega_Female on June 22, 2006, 10:46:17 AM
when i was eighteen, i attempted to commit suicide by starving myself (fuck "the easy way"). after three and a half months, my depression lifted and i started eating again. i think my hair suffered the most for my actions because, at one stage, it was falling out in handfuls but it's grown back now.

 :'( :'(

oh, it's okay; i'm not suicidal anymore - it's too much fun annoying people just by existing!? 8)

Well, sweetie, as long as you annoy the right people, and just remember that your existance is a ray of light in the comrade's day! :-*


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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #67 on: June 22, 2006, 09:24:22 PM »
Which is more offensive:

I sing along to Karen Carpenter

OR

I went to some strip clubs one night in Honolulu with my husband and had a really nice time  ;)
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Hibakusha

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #68 on: June 22, 2006, 09:44:38 PM »

stripper ?
there is an offensive thought


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Hibakusha

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #69 on: June 22, 2006, 09:46:47 PM »
which is more offensive?
not having sex with anyone (IRL)
or
not wanting to gave sex with anyone  (IRL)
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hiroshima

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #70 on: June 22, 2006, 10:13:34 PM »
I have attempted suicide 2 times that landed me in the hospital.
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Triste

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #71 on: June 22, 2006, 11:25:16 PM »
I have a family member that smokes crack.
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Hibakusha

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #72 on: June 22, 2006, 11:59:58 PM »
I have a member that is just as addictive
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Triste

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #73 on: June 23, 2006, 12:04:03 AM »
That pic of Karen Carpenter is pretty offensive.  Nicole Richie's starting to look like that. 
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #74 on: June 23, 2006, 12:28:12 AM »
I like Ashlee Simpson.
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