(sh)it happens, ren. Some concentrated sulfuric acid down the bog, carefully, generally does the trick however. Because am I hell sticking my hand down there to shove a turd down the sewer. Sorry. Not going to happen.
Does it count as an offensive fact if when drinking beer, one bottle equals one long, satisfying gulp, almost always culminating in a ridiculously loud, resounding, and immensely satisfying belch at the end? my beer burps, especially when its a pint in one go followed by one or more seconds, tend to be real window-rattlers:P