Before you marry a person...you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
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Quote from: Semicolon on October 12, 2014, 12:42:32 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AMI'm only alive because a condom broke There are condoms in Ireland? There are condoms everywhere
Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AMI'm only alive because a condom broke There are condoms in Ireland?
I'm only alive because a condom broke
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 16, 2014, 05:17:59 AMQuote from: Semicolon on October 12, 2014, 12:42:32 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AMI'm only alive because a condom broke There are condoms in Ireland? There are condoms everywhere As long as there are no condoms in your pants. I've heard that premarital sex is a sin.
I wore a Mickey Mouse shirt as a child. I still have nightmares about it.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Semicolon on October 17, 2014, 06:28:52 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on October 16, 2014, 05:17:59 AMQuote from: Semicolon on October 12, 2014, 12:42:32 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AMI'm only alive because a condom broke There are condoms in Ireland? There are condoms everywhere As long as there are no condoms in your pants. I've heard that premarital sex is a sin. Silly punctuation mark. If you wear pants you won't need the condoms.
Quote from: odeon on October 19, 2014, 03:42:15 AMQuote from: Semicolon on October 17, 2014, 06:28:52 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on October 16, 2014, 05:17:59 AMQuote from: Semicolon on October 12, 2014, 12:42:32 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AMI'm only alive because a condom broke There are condoms in Ireland? There are condoms everywhere As long as there are no condoms in your pants. I've heard that premarital sex is a sin. Silly punctuation mark. If you wear pants you won't need the condoms. American sex education at its finest.
I am ignorant and don't know what MREs are.
Quote from: renaeden on August 05, 2016, 04:17:43 AMI am ignorant and don't know what MREs are.Just wait until the Zombie Apocolypse. You'll find out then.(Damn Spell Check won't work and I know Apocolypse is spelled wrong. Adam.)