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Offline Semicolon

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #480 on: October 17, 2014, 06:28:52 AM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 16, 2014, 05:17:59 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 12, 2014, 12:42:32 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AM
I'm only alive because a condom broke  :zoinks:

There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:

There are condoms everywhere  :GA:

As long as there are no condoms in your pants. :trollface: I've heard that premarital sex is a sin. :angel:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #481 on: October 17, 2014, 07:53:56 AM »
the OP is a coward for not posting a fact there for neither shall I  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #482 on: October 19, 2014, 03:42:15 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on October 17, 2014, 06:28:52 AM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 16, 2014, 05:17:59 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 12, 2014, 12:42:32 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AM
I'm only alive because a condom broke  :zoinks:

There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:

There are condoms everywhere  :GA:

As long as there are no condoms in your pants. :trollface: I've heard that premarital sex is a sin. :angel:

Silly punctuation mark. If you wear pants you won't need the condoms. :P
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #483 on: November 19, 2014, 01:03:00 PM »
I wore a Mickey Mouse shirt as a child. I still have nightmares about it.   :M
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #484 on: November 19, 2014, 05:55:00 PM »
Quote from: Dieter on November 19, 2014, 01:03:00 PM
I wore a Mickey Mouse shirt as a child. I still have nightmares about it.   :M

That is hard man.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #485 on: November 19, 2014, 06:13:50 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 19, 2014, 03:42:15 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 17, 2014, 06:28:52 AM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 16, 2014, 05:17:59 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 12, 2014, 12:42:32 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AM
I'm only alive because a condom broke  :zoinks:

There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:

There are condoms everywhere  :GA:

As long as there are no condoms in your pants. :trollface: I've heard that premarital sex is a sin. :angel:

Silly punctuation mark. If you wear pants you won't need the condoms. :P

American sex education at its finest. :tard:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #486 on: November 24, 2014, 01:34:40 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on November 19, 2014, 06:13:50 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 19, 2014, 03:42:15 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 17, 2014, 06:28:52 AM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 16, 2014, 05:17:59 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 12, 2014, 12:42:32 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AM
I'm only alive because a condom broke  :zoinks:

There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:

There are condoms everywhere  :GA:

As long as there are no condoms in your pants. :trollface: I've heard that premarital sex is a sin. :angel:

Silly punctuation mark. If you wear pants you won't need the condoms. :P

American sex education at its finest. :tard:

Contraceptives by Levi Strauss. :orly:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #487 on: February 28, 2016, 07:39:11 PM »
  I have a phlegm problem, especially during the winter.  :-[
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #488 on: August 05, 2016, 04:17:43 AM »
I am ignorant and don't know what MREs are.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #489 on: August 05, 2016, 11:23:19 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on August 05, 2016, 04:17:43 AM
I am ignorant and don't know what MREs are.

Just wait until the Zombie Apocolypse.  You'll find out then.

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #490 on: August 05, 2016, 11:35:18 AM »
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #491 on: August 05, 2016, 11:37:31 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 05, 2016, 11:23:19 AM
Quote from: renaeden on August 05, 2016, 04:17:43 AM
I am ignorant and don't know what MREs are.

Just wait until the Zombie Apocolypse.  You'll find out then.

(Damn Spell Check won't work and I know Apocolypse is spelled wrong.  Adam.)

Apocalypse.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #492 on: August 05, 2016, 06:16:35 PM »
Jack has been obsessed with the apocalypse and long term storage foods.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #493 on: August 06, 2016, 09:50:57 PM »
I find a lot of the stuff faye kane posts on her blog pretty hawt. And I'd SO do her rotten.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #494 on: August 06, 2016, 10:28:28 PM »
Sometimes picking my nose is very satisfying. There. I said it.
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