Why don't vampires usually get women pregnant?They can't come inside without permission.
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Just pick the flag that allows you to riot.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Alex Plank on August 25, 2014, 06:41:43 PMJust pick the flag that allows you to riot. Become an Orangeman?Fuck that. I've decided to invent a new nationality. From now on, I am a Knight who says Ni
Quote from: Alex Plank on August 25, 2014, 06:41:43 PMJust pick the flag that allows you to riot.
I like my women just like my Scotch...... 12 years old and mixed up with Coke!!!
I'm only alive because a condom broke
I get really wicked farts when I eat prime rib
Quote from: Some_Bloke on August 26, 2014, 01:03:36 AMQuote from: Alex Plank on August 25, 2014, 06:41:43 PMJust pick the flag that allows you to riot. Become an Orangeman?Fuck that. I've decided to invent a new nationality. From now on, I am a Knight who says NiThen become a Republican. Or move to America. We have rioting here, too. If that's a nationality, what's your territory?
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Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AMI'm only alive because a condom broke There are condoms in Ireland?
Quote from: Semicolon on October 12, 2014, 12:42:32 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AMI'm only alive because a condom broke There are condoms in Ireland? There are condoms everywhere