Post an offensive fact about yourself!

[Lucifer]

horrified looks, for one thing - i was actually stopped and quizzed about why my legs were hairy, in Turkey, once, by a random bloke who was too traumatised to remember to be polite and not say anything.

[Peter]

He wasn't aware that bodyhair isn't limited to males? 

[peegai]

He wasn't aware that bodyhair isn't limited to males? 

And they don't fart, pee or poo either, according to that asshat in question.

[Lucifer]

in Turkey - especially when they're doing national service - the men shave their armpits, and often, chests (they shave their heads too, in the services, cos of hygiene, so they say).  and the women are dipped in the turkish equivalent of Immac (it's green and foul, apparently) in the female hammams (turkish baths), from the eyebrows downwards.

[Nomaken]

Having totally hairless legs and arms looks weird on women and men.

[hiro]

Have not had sex with another person (IRL) all year.

[Peter]

I've got an errection right now.  I often get one after meals if there's garlic in it.

[purposefulinsanity]

I've got an errection right now.  I often get one after meals if there's garlic in it.

That's strange, but I find chillis make my nipples and over bits tingle 

[RobertN]

I've just wanked off!! I won't say who the fantasy was about!!

[Peter]

I've got an errection right now.  I often get one after meals if there's garlic in it.

That's strange, but I find chillis make my nipples and over bits tingle 

Chillis work for me too.  Herbs and spices in general get me a bit stimulated down there, but since I don't get mentally aroused from it, it's more of a sensual thing than sexual; makes me want to be touched, but doesn't mean I'm particulalry interested in fucking and coming.

[Silk]

I listen to the pipes that lead from my bathroom when someone is using it in order to make sure they wash their hands. There should be a loud rush of running water when the toilet is flushed and then starts to die down, but becomes a little louder and higher when someone turns on the faucet. When my brother uses the bathroom I rarely hear the second sound. Nasty bastard.

[DivaD]

I listen to the pipes that lead from my bathroom when someone is using it in order to make sure they wash their hands. There should be a loud rush of running water when the toilet is flushed and then starts to die down, but becomes a little louder and higher when someone turns on the faucet. When my brother uses the bathroom I rarely hear the second sound. Nasty bastard.

think yourself lucky when my dad uses the bathroom i rarely hear the first sound.... 

and i know it's him... because he leaves the door wide open, giving me the perfect view from my bedroom i could never dare to have visitors here

[Silk]

I listen to the pipes that lead from my bathroom when someone is using it in order to make sure they wash their hands. There should be a loud rush of running water when the toilet is flushed and then starts to die down, but becomes a little louder and higher when someone turns on the faucet. When my brother uses the bathroom I rarely hear the second sound. Nasty bastard.

think yourself lucky when my dad uses the bathroom i rarely hear the first sound....?

and i know it's him... because he leaves the door wide open, giving me the perfect view from my bedroom i could never dare to have visitors here

My brother used to do that until one day my dad was hogging the bathroom in the masterbedroom and my mom had to use mine. She was not happy with the stinky surprise my brother had left behind. Hell, I can still remember the way she screamed my brother's name that day. Though, as much pee that ended up on the toilet seat and around the bottom of the toilet I wondered why my brother even bothered flushing the toilet. I was so happy when my brother moved out and joined the army. Now I can use the bathroom and expect the toilet to be log free.

[McGiver]

Have not had sex with another person (IRL) all year.

offensive indeed.

[Peter]

I'm holding and squeezing my cock right now.