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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #390 on: September 19, 2006, 02:13:45 PM »
I don't care enough about Java to consider it offensive. :P
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #391 on: September 19, 2006, 05:45:55 PM »
i eat gophers 8)

watch out Gordon i'm coming for ya  :P
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #392 on: September 19, 2006, 05:47:50 PM »
Quote from: BadgerTom on September 19, 2006, 05:45:55 PM
i eat gophers 8)

watch out Gordon i'm coming for ya  :P

Good, come up to Maine, I have a whole family of them eating my tomato's!  They're plump and ready for the barbecue!
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #393 on: September 19, 2006, 05:50:43 PM »
fuck that i aint moving outta Wales not for anyone.... not even for all the gophers in uhhh......... oh yea maine....
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #394 on: September 19, 2006, 05:52:42 PM »
I love singing out loud to music playing on my headphones or in my car, i'm singing right now as a matter of fact.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #395 on: September 19, 2006, 06:02:54 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on September 19, 2006, 05:47:50 PM
Quote from: BadgerTom on September 19, 2006, 05:45:55 PM
i eat gophers 8)

watch out Gordon i'm coming for ya  :P

Good, come up to Maine, I have a whole family of them eating my tomato's!  They're plump and ready for the barbecue!

tomatos or gophers? or both?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #396 on: September 19, 2006, 07:09:42 PM »
Quote from: BadgerTom on September 19, 2006, 05:50:43 PM
fuck that i aint moving outta Wales not for anyone.... not even for all the gophers in uhhh......... oh yea maine....

Oh well, If you change your mind, It'll fill your freezer for life!  Who said anything about moving, a week long trip will do the job!
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #397 on: September 19, 2006, 07:11:21 PM »
Quote from: MillaPill on September 19, 2006, 06:02:54 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on September 19, 2006, 05:47:50 PM
Quote from: BadgerTom on September 19, 2006, 05:45:55 PM
i eat gophers 8)

watch out Gordon i'm coming for ya  :P

Good, come up to Maine, I have a whole family of them eating my tomato's!  They're plump and ready for the barbecue!

tomatos or gophers? or both?

Both, flavored with tomato and basil.....the little bastards have been eating them, as well as the parsley.  I'd expect the meat would be quite flavorful!
« Last Edit: September 19, 2006, 07:47:40 PM by ozymandias »
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #398 on: September 19, 2006, 07:13:30 PM »
I'm hungry.  ;D
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #399 on: September 19, 2006, 07:48:00 PM »
I'm tired
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #400 on: September 20, 2006, 06:03:12 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on September 19, 2006, 05:52:42 PM
I love singing out loud to music playing on my headphones or in my car, i'm singing right now as a matter of fact.
So do I.  It drowns out the horrible and mysterious screeching noise my car has been making lately.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #401 on: September 20, 2006, 06:06:54 AM »
well i play my music loud on the bus so that those dear old ladies dont talk to me or sit near me (unless they're deaf, still trying to come up with an effective strategy 8) )
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #402 on: September 29, 2006, 03:25:25 PM »
I have love handles. :(
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #403 on: September 29, 2006, 04:30:20 PM »
Quote from: thepeaguy on September 29, 2006, 03:25:25 PM
I have love handles. :(

i have a spare tire.  :-[
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #404 on: September 29, 2006, 05:31:28 PM »
Quote from: BadgerTom on September 20, 2006, 06:06:54 AM
well i play my music loud on the bus so that those dear old ladies dont talk to me or sit near me (unless they're deaf, still trying to come up with an effective strategy 8) )
Grin maniacally while rubbing your hands, as if you were an RPG-villain plotting for world domination.
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