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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #270 on: September 10, 2006, 07:23:06 AM »
i am still sober. :-\
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #271 on: September 10, 2006, 07:24:10 AM »
Quote from: MillaPill on September 10, 2006, 07:22:39 AM
but maybe he has lesbian abilities :laugh:

good point.

peter, can we get a picture of you sticking out your tongue?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #272 on: September 10, 2006, 07:26:37 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 10, 2006, 07:24:10 AM
Quote from: MillaPill on September 10, 2006, 07:22:39 AM
but maybe he has lesbian abilities :laugh:

good point.

peter, can we get a picture of you sticking out your tongue?

Maybe later.  I'm eating at the moment.  I have an extremely short tongue though.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #273 on: September 10, 2006, 07:30:50 AM »
how about a profile shot.

i am thinking if your nose is large enough you can use that to stuff the vagina and then do some jabbing motions with your tongue against the anus.

target practice, will be the name of that particular video.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #274 on: September 10, 2006, 07:53:13 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 10, 2006, 07:30:50 AM
how about a profile shot.

i am thinking if your nose is large enough you can use that to stuff the vagina and then do some jabbing motions with your tongue against the anus.

target practice, will be the name of that particular video.

Usually I penetrate a girl with my fingers and use my tongue for flicking accross her clitoris.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #275 on: September 10, 2006, 07:54:03 AM »
after you get them feeling oh so good.  try the target practice.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #276 on: September 10, 2006, 10:56:25 AM »
so Mr Mcjagged

i guess your accuracy isnt 100% as you mentioned target practice in the first place...

i guess some people weren't born with great abilities eh... shame i bet your folks had high hopes for ya....

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #277 on: September 10, 2006, 11:31:08 AM »
practice makes perfect. :laugh:

what good is it if we're all perfect from the start? would be bloody boring.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #278 on: September 10, 2006, 11:32:34 AM »
yes, so Mr Jagger are you a:

GENIUS OF HARD WORK

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #279 on: September 10, 2006, 11:43:58 AM »
I insult my cat every day.  It's like his second name.  He really is stupid and clumsy (loveable, sweet, nice, adorable, but a clumsy idiot) and he shouldn't know that I'm insulting him when I say it in a nice voice like I generally do, but I still wonder if he somehow knows what I'm saying, or that it's not nice.  :(
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #280 on: September 10, 2006, 11:48:05 AM »
you need to respect your cat man!!!

ARE EE ES PEE EE CEE TEE!!!
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #281 on: September 10, 2006, 11:49:08 AM »
Quote from: MillaPill on September 10, 2006, 11:48:05 AM
you need to respect your cat man!!!

ARE EE ES PEE EE CEE TEE!!!

I just asked him if he felt respected.  He said something that sounded a lot like "no."  Maybe you're right.   :laugh:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #282 on: September 10, 2006, 11:52:06 AM »
i'm usually. :laugh:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #283 on: September 10, 2006, 11:53:04 AM »
Quote from: Prior_Tom on September 10, 2006, 10:56:25 AM
so Mr Mcjagged

i guess your accuracy isnt 100% as you mentioned target practice in the first place...

i guess some people weren't born with great abilities eh... shame i bet your folks had high hopes for ya....

8)

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practice makes perfect.

what good is it if we're all perfect from the start? would be bloody boring.

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yes, so Mr Jagger are you a:

GENIUS OF HARD WORK

yes!
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #284 on: September 10, 2006, 12:17:06 PM »
PHWOOAR

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