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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #225 on: August 21, 2006, 03:17:36 AM »
Quote from: kevv729 on August 20, 2006, 08:56:30 PM
I am left handed. I have veins on the left side that show but none on the right side that must be because the Cerebral Palsy. You see the right side is affected not the left side.
Now that is interesting. I have another untested theory, and that is that veins are related to muscles.  In other words, the stronger the muscles, the bigger the veins that feed the muscles.  So you must have bigger muscles on the left side.

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« Reply #226 on: August 21, 2006, 03:20:38 AM »
I wanted to make pineapple juice (from all my fresh pineapples, you know) with my juicemaster.  I hadn't used the juicer for a while, and when I pulled it out of the cupboard, there were dead cockroaches and cockroach feces in all the parts.  Apparently it didn't quite get cleaned well enough before it got put away last time.   >:(
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #227 on: August 21, 2006, 03:24:33 AM »
Quote from: Triste on August 21, 2006, 03:17:36 AM
Quote from: kevv729 on August 20, 2006, 08:56:30 PM
I am left handed. I have veins on the left side that show but none on the right side that must be because the Cerebral Palsy. You see the right side is affected not the left side.
Now that is interesting. I have another untested theory, and that is that veins are related to muscles.  In other words, the stronger the muscles, the bigger the veins that feed the muscles.  So you must have bigger muscles on the left side.


Yes. Does that answer Your question Oh God help Me :laugh:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #228 on: August 21, 2006, 03:50:52 AM »
Quote from: kevv729 on August 21, 2006, 03:24:33 AM
Yes. Does that answer Your question Oh God help Me :laugh:
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No.  I need more data.  But Kevv, you're doing fine on your own.  :laugh:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #229 on: August 21, 2006, 04:02:46 AM »
I am doing fine Triste its just points a different directions a Little to the the right. :P
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #230 on: August 21, 2006, 10:25:40 PM »
Quote from: Triste on August 21, 2006, 03:20:38 AM
I wanted to make pineapple juice (from all my fresh pineapples, you know) with my juicemaster.  I hadn't used the juicer for a while, and when I pulled it out of the cupboard, there were dead cockroaches and cockroach feces in all the parts.  Apparently it didn't quite get cleaned well enough before it got put away last time.   >:(

I hope you threw it out!  :o
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« Reply #231 on: August 21, 2006, 10:59:01 PM »
Throw away a $300 juicer?  No way.  Soap and water worked just fine.  Juice was damn good too.

Today was day one of school.  Fell asleep while reading very first reading assignment.  Doesn't bode well.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #232 on: August 26, 2006, 08:47:49 PM »
and the little added kick of two year old cockroach feces proved to be a nice hallucegenic... :D
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #233 on: August 26, 2006, 08:55:32 PM »
now that's offensive. :D
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #234 on: August 26, 2006, 09:32:29 PM »
what, my spelling of the word: haluxc3entsfgneic?
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« Reply #235 on: August 27, 2006, 01:48:55 AM »
Did you know that cockroach feces are responsible for causing asthma in some people?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #236 on: August 27, 2006, 09:25:16 AM »
i might have heard that and instantly filed it away. :laugh:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #237 on: September 09, 2006, 10:59:05 AM »
lol whats really offensive is that you fools cant even spell faeces...

fe‧ces  /ˈfisiz/ Pronunciation Key -
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–noun (used with a plural verb)
1.   waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus; excrement.
2.   dregs; sediment.
Also, especially British, faeces.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #238 on: September 09, 2006, 11:04:39 AM »
i feel the approaching need to poop.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #239 on: September 09, 2006, 11:14:22 AM »
cool can u also book me an appointment with the loo fairy for 7pm please...

muchos appreciatos   senioritta 8)
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