Watch your back - lol?!?! I'd probably laugh, then cry, then perseverate, then call the cops. In that order...
Seriously though, she's in the UK and has no money. I don't think her dad would buy her plane tickets to Flagstaff to kill you. Anyway, if she flies through SLC, I'll go slash the tires on her rental car or something. I work just accross the street from the airport.
I think she's a Wiccan - so maybe she's putting some sort of spell on you. The entertaining thing about that is that whatever spell you cast comes back at you two fold (or four fold or something like that). If you believe that. If it's true, we can hope that we survive long enough to be entertained.
The only way I know how to do a screenshot is to use the "print screen" button on my keyboard, and then paste it in MS paint. The problem is that it pastes as a bitmap and the file size ends up being really huge. I hope that there is someone more knowledgeable than me that wants to be entertained and can give you better advice. LOLOL!!!
I forsee a mass de-modding, so I may be powerless over your posting under the influence. I don't know if I'll get de-modded. I haven't been terribly controversial, but I'm not terribly active as a mod. I hope I don't get banned - I haven't done anything to deserve it (at least on WP - I've said and done plenty about WP here - so if someone wanted to be vindictive about it, I suppose they could). There's some people at WP I'd miss talking to.