fucked up state laws.....
FLORIDA * Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
* A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
* If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
* It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
* Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
* Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
* It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
* When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
* You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
* It is considered an offense to shower naked.
* You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
* Oral sex is illegal.
* You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
* Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
* One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
* Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.
* Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
* Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
* It is illegal to sell your children.
Local Law
Big Pine Key
* It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.
Cape Coral
* It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.
* It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house.
Cape Coral City
* A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport. (Passed June 2002)
Daytona Beach
* The molestation of trash cans is banned.
* Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.
* Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn't capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
Hialeah
* Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
Key West
* Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.
Naples
* Neon signs are prohibited.
Palm Bay
* Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles.
Pensacola
* Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.
* It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.
* A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
Sanford
* Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine.
Sarasota
* If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.
* You may not catch crabs.
Satellite Beach
* Beer may not be sold between 2 a.m. and 7 a.m.
* Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.
Seaside
* All houses much have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches.
Tampa
* Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
* Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
surely this is bullshit....
http://www.justafreak.com/law/index.shtml
