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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #225 on: June 19, 2007, 10:48:28 PM »
Pussywillow? 


In the half-tone light of a young morning
she sighs and shifts on the pillow.
And across her face dancing, the first shadows fly
to kiss the Pussy Willow.

In her fairy-tale world she's a lost soul singing
in a sad voice nobody hears.
She waits in her castle of make-believing
for her white knight to appear.

Pusy Willow --- down fur-lined avenue
brushing the sleep from her young woman eyes.
Runs for the train --- see, eight o'clock's coming
cutting dreams down to size again.

Pussy Willow --- down fur-lined avenue
brushing the sleep from her young woman eyes.
Runs from the train. Hear her typewriter humming
cutting dreams down to size again.

She longs for the East and a pale dress flowing
an apartment in old Mayfair.
Or to fish the Spey, spinning the first run of Spring
or to die for a cause somewhere.

Pussy Willow --- down fur-lined avenue
brushing the sleep from her young woman eyes.
Runs from the train. Hear her typewriter humming
cutting dreams down to size again.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #226 on: June 19, 2007, 10:48:57 PM »
and the pigs and sheep? what do you call them?



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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #227 on: June 19, 2007, 10:51:22 PM »
my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.

Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'

No. You have that wrong.
They are in charge of teaching
little boys that life as a priest
is good.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #228 on: June 19, 2007, 10:51:30 PM »
in her fairy-tale world she's a lost soul singing
in a sad voice nobody hears.
She waits in her castle of make-believing
for her white knight to appear.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #229 on: June 19, 2007, 11:12:04 PM »
my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.

Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'


he said he is coming to Get You.

lol manatee abuse

Manatees get chainsaw gutsfucked by boats all the damn time.  That is what I meant by like it rough.

So you're advocating sex between manatees and boats??

Why not?   Well not seriously.   You avoid the manatees, but it can happen from what I am told.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #230 on: July 02, 2007, 11:30:48 AM »
Seeing as you like WoW, a popular MMORPG, do you enjoy playing other rpgs like Dragon Quest VIII?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #231 on: July 02, 2007, 11:40:31 AM »
Seeing as you like WoW, a popular MMORPG, do you enjoy playing other rpgs like Dragon Quest VIII?
I have enjoyed an RPG or two in my past.

Most specifically, the FF series (VII, IX, X, XII) (I did not enjoy VIII, dunno why)

But, lately, I've found them less and less compelling. In the end, it's just a story. And the same story for everyone. The MMORPG's allow for different tales, from different perspectives.

That, and it's not nearly so fun to get drunk and toddle some princess off after an ogre as it is to belittle 14 yearolds.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #232 on: July 03, 2007, 06:41:26 AM »
Seeing as you like WoW, a popular MMORPG, do you enjoy playing other rpgs like Dragon Quest VIII?
I have enjoyed an RPG or two in my past.

Most specifically, the FF series (VII, IX, X, XII) (I did not enjoy VIII, dunno why)

But, lately, I've found them less and less compelling. In the end, it's just a story. And the same story for everyone. The MMORPG's allow for different tales, from different perspectives.

That, and it's not nearly so fun to get drunk and toddle some princess off after an ogre as it is to belittle 14 yearolds.


ahhhhhh...the Drunk Gnome Game.

brings a tear to my eye.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #233 on: July 08, 2007, 02:02:07 PM »
What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #234 on: July 08, 2007, 06:30:35 PM »
Microsoft Outlook
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #235 on: July 08, 2007, 06:40:13 PM »
where have you been?
Misunderstood.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #236 on: July 08, 2007, 07:34:58 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #237 on: July 08, 2007, 11:08:33 PM »
where have you been?

Somewhere special.

That's all you get.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #238 on: July 09, 2007, 05:50:43 AM »
where have you been?

Somewhere special.

That's all you get.
on santa clauses lap?


i gotta tell you that he isn't hanging around in the summer time.  i think you must have met some creep.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #239 on: July 10, 2007, 09:12:10 AM »
where have you been?

Somewhere special.

That's all you get.
on santa clauses lap?


i gotta tell you that he isn't hanging around in the summer time.  i think you must have met some creep.

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