*sigh* I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK.

[Calandale]

Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)

10000! 


not really. a finger here and there.

wanna volunteer?

Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.

Does the thought interest you?

[willow]

Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)

10000! 


not really. a finger here and there.

wanna volunteer?

Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.

Does the thought interest you?

muchly.

[Calandale]

Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)

10000! 


not really. a finger here and there.

wanna volunteer?

Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.

Does the thought interest you?

muchly.

Even if it meant having your food touch?

[McGiver]

willow, i would ask you more questions, but i prefer to ask leading questions.  and calandales drivel makes it difficult to have a conversation.  sorry.

[The_P]

my ass is a total virgin, my friend.

Intend on keeping it that way?

no, not at all. never been with anyone who was all that interested.

well..one ex...my ass was like his favorite thing in the universe...but then in person...he..I don't know. chickened out or something.

You farted? Too much of your homemade chocolatey goodness?

[willow]

my ass is a total virgin, my friend.

Intend on keeping it that way?

no, not at all. never been with anyone who was all that interested.

well..one ex...my ass was like his favorite thing in the universe...but then in person...he..I don't know. chickened out or something.

You farted? Too much of your homemade chocolatey goodness?

ummm...no.


0/10

[willow]

Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)

10000! 


not really. a finger here and there.

wanna volunteer?

Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.

Does the thought interest you?

muchly.

Even if it meant having your food touch?

I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....

[The_P]

my ass is a total virgin, my friend.

Intend on keeping it that way?

no, not at all. never been with anyone who was all that interested.

well..one ex...my ass was like his favorite thing in the universe...but then in person...he..I don't know. chickened out or something.

You farted? Too much of your homemade chocolatey goodness?

ummm...no.


0/10

I don't need to be scored; I'm always a winner, baby -- that's no lie.

[Calandale]

I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....

Maybe you wouldn't notice,
if you were in enough pain?

[Calandale]

I don't need to be scored; I'm always a weiner, baby -- that's no lie.

Fixed.

[willow]

I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....

Maybe you wouldn't notice,
if you were in enough pain?

true enough.

[willow]

my ass is a total virgin, my friend.

Intend on keeping it that way?

no, not at all. never been with anyone who was all that interested.

well..one ex...my ass was like his favorite thing in the universe...but then in person...he..I don't know. chickened out or something.

You farted? Too much of your homemade chocolatey goodness?

ummm...no.


0/10

I don't need to be scored; I'm always a winner, baby -- that's no lie.

awww, how cute that you think that. <pats your head>

[Calandale]

I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....

Maybe you wouldn't notice,
if you were in enough pain?

true enough.

So, does emotional pain count?

[willow]

I suppose if the food was hot enough and didn't speak.....

Maybe you wouldn't notice,
if you were in enough pain?

true enough.

So, does emotional pain count?

now what fun is that?

[Scrapheap]

Ever do a guy in the ass?
(strap on or otherwise)

10000! 


not really. a finger here and there.

wanna volunteer?

Nah. That's something I want to save
for a special occasion. At least with anything
larger than a cigar case.

Does the thought interest you?

muchly.

Even if it meant having your food touch?

Do you have any food/sex fettishes??