Meeting the minimum requirements

[Eclair]

Don't try and figure it out!  Lit ran away in a tantrum, and every time someone says something that sounds like what he would say, a joke is made about it.
That's my take on it anyway...I'm a bit out of the loop here at the moment, but that's the best answer I can come up with for you so you don't feel insulted if a reference is made to him. 

Eclair is right. Many jokes will pop up if someone mentions anal sex, scat play, rimming, guns, explosives, fifteen year olds, dissing your country or anything that could be associated with him. He has been accused of some nefarious misdealings with his powers as administrator here and he never addressed the accusations, appropriately. He just became insulting and left. He will be the butt of many jokes.

You are warned, now.



Oh and no one could possibly think that you are he.

so why do people keep saying I am this person? MEEP.

<builds a bomb>

Don't worry...Cal thought I had the hots for him more than once!

CLARIFY - Cal thought I had the hots for LIT is what I meant!  Shit that nearly got me into a whole heap of trouble.

[Calandale]

Don't try and figure it out!  Lit ran away in a tantrum, and every time someone says something that sounds like what he would say, a joke is made about it.
That's my take on it anyway...I'm a bit out of the loop here at the moment, but that's the best answer I can come up with for you so you don't feel insulted if a reference is made to him. 

Eclair is right. Many jokes will pop up if someone mentions anal sex, scat play, rimming, guns, explosives, fifteen year olds, dissing your country or anything that could be associated with him. He has been accused of some nefarious misdealings with his powers as administrator here and he never addressed the accusations, appropriately. He just became insulting and left. He will be the butt of many jokes.

You are warned, now.



Oh and no one could possibly think that you are he.

so why do people keep saying I am this person? MEEP.

<builds a bomb>

Don't worry...Cal thought I had the hots for him more than once!

Did I? Probably when you commented on my jumper. 

[Calandale]

Don't try and figure it out!  Lit ran away in a tantrum, and every time someone says something that sounds like what he would say, a joke is made about it.
That's my take on it anyway...I'm a bit out of the loop here at the moment, but that's the best answer I can come up with for you so you don't feel insulted if a reference is made to him. 

Eclair is right. Many jokes will pop up if someone mentions anal sex, scat play, rimming, guns, explosives, fifteen year olds, dissing your country or anything that could be associated with him. He has been accused of some nefarious misdealings with his powers as administrator here and he never addressed the accusations, appropriately. He just became insulting and left. He will be the butt of many jokes.

You are warned, now.



Oh and no one could possibly think that you are he.

so why do people keep saying I am this person? MEEP.

<builds a bomb>

Don't worry...Cal thought I had the hots for him more than once!

CLARIFY - Cal thought I had the hots for LIT is what I meant!  Shit that nearly got me into a whole heap of trouble.

Oops. No, I didn't think that either.
I was just strokin' your temper.

[Calandale]

You want my mouth around it?

that would be pretty fucking hot.

Especially after my brains spattered on the walls,
and my body kept twitching.

SOOOOOOO hot.

You're a sick puppy.
Luckily, I have nothing against
relations outside my phylum.

[willow]

stroking? what?

[Eclair]

Don't try and figure it out!  Lit ran away in a tantrum, and every time someone says something that sounds like what he would say, a joke is made about it.
That's my take on it anyway...I'm a bit out of the loop here at the moment, but that's the best answer I can come up with for you so you don't feel insulted if a reference is made to him. 

Eclair is right. Many jokes will pop up if someone mentions anal sex, scat play, rimming, guns, explosives, fifteen year olds, dissing your country or anything that could be associated with him. He has been accused of some nefarious misdealings with his powers as administrator here and he never addressed the accusations, appropriately. He just became insulting and left. He will be the butt of many jokes.

You are warned, now.



Oh and no one could possibly think that you are he.

so why do people keep saying I am this person? MEEP.

<builds a bomb>

Don't worry...Cal thought I had the hots for him more than once!

Did I? Probably when you commented on my jumper. 

Oh and then the corduroy pants...well I just got a little bit hot in my panties over the thought of those.
Winning combination.  

[Calandale]

Oh and then the corduroy pants...well I just got a little bit hot in my panties over the thought of those.
Winning combination. 

I KNEW it. Hey, the pants are great,
I can finger my ass through them.

[DirtDawg]

Oh and then the corduroy pants...well I just got a little bit hot in my panties over the thought of those.
Winning combination. 

I KNEW it. Hey, the pants are great,
I can finger my ass through them.

We have a winner, folks. He has met the minimum requirement.

[duncvis]

The lowest common denominator? 

[Eclair]

Fingering ass through corduroy...
seems so like grade 5! 
Cal, did you play with your bits way back then?

[McGiver]

Fingering ass through corduroy...
seems so like grade 5! 
Cal, did you play with your bits way back then?

i learned to when i was in the eighth grade.

[Eclair]

Fingering ass through corduroy...
seems so like grade 5! 
Cal, did you play with your bits way back then?

i learned to when i was in the eighth grade.

How old is that there?

[McGiver]

Fingering ass through corduroy...
seems so like grade 5! 
Cal, did you play with your bits way back then?

i learned to when i was in the eighth grade.

How old is that there?

i was 12.


i never knew before that the penis could feel such pleasure.  earlier, i had lucked into a blowjob.  that is where i truly learned.

[Calandale]

The lowest common denominator? 

Low yes, common never.

[Calandale]

Fingering ass through corduroy...
seems so like grade 5! 
Cal, did you play with your bits way back then?

My ass, of course. Look, with the problems that
I have with that orifice, I need to be able to touch it.