hi

[McGiver]

Does she also wear diapers?

Not since the surgery, they chafe.

You deal with Faggs, while I deal with your oh-so-witty fuck buddy. Capiche?

fuck yeah! the pea's 'feeling it.'

[The_P]

never mind.  i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.

And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.

geez.  another compliment taken badly.  are you always this defensive.  are you a sensitive type of guy?

You apparently suffer from a very peculiar dysfunction where you think words like 'simple' are a compliment.
And so what if I'm defensive? What's it to you? Huh? Huh?!?

you know what would be better? if you drank some coffee.

So you can continue to be her "slave" at her guild on some crappy online rpg.

Are you that deeply insecure that you need hundreds of leering fans online?

<sigh>


it was a j-o-k-e.

yes, I have a guild. but those fucks won't do one damned thing I tell them to. bastards.

But I was j-o-k-i-n-g around too because you're a newcomer, and I always pick on the newcomers because I'm the resident flamer who is occasionally funny.

[willow]

never mind.  i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.

And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.

geez.  another compliment taken badly.  are you always this defensive.  are you a sensitive type of guy?

You apparently suffer from a very peculiar dysfunction where you think words like 'simple' are a compliment.
And so what if I'm defensive? What's it to you? Huh? Huh?!?

you know what would be better? if you drank some coffee.

So you can continue to be her "slave" at her guild on some crappy online rpg.

Are you that deeply insecure that you need hundreds of leering fans online?

<sigh>


it was a j-o-k-e.

yes, I have a guild. but those fucks won't do one damned thing I tell them to. bastards.

But I was j-o-k-i-n-g around too because you're a newcomer, and I always pick on the newcomers because I'm the resident flamer who is occasionally funny.

that's got to be a lie someone told you to make you feel better. the "occasional" part.

[The_P]

That was a j-o-k-e too? Oh, your witticisms are SO sublime.

I made a j-o-k-e too. Can't you t-e-l-l?

[McGiver]

right.

he is usually always on form.

[willow]

That was a j-o-k-e too? Oh, your witticisms are SO sublime.

I j-o-k-e too.

this is almost as fun as getting The Sex.

[McGiver]

huh?

did someone say sex?

where?

[The_P]

That was a j-o-k-e too? Oh, your witticisms are SO sublime.

I j-o-k-e too.

this is almost as fun as getting The Sex.

If you want a better difficulty setting, put in some extra quarters inside my a-slot. 

[SomeRandomGuy]

where?

From the sound of it? Not within 400 feet of you...

[The_P]

where?

From the sound of it? Not within 400 feet of you...

How adorable. Her elf archer is protecting Her Royal Highness, the Queen of Absolutely Fuck-All.

Where did you become so witty? I need to find that dungeon you've used to have leveled up so fast.

[willow]

That was a j-o-k-e too? Oh, your witticisms are SO sublime.

I j-o-k-e too.

this is almost as fun as getting The Sex.

If you want a better difficulty setting, put in some extra quarters inside my a-slot. 

I only have half dollars...will that work?

[willow]

where?

From the sound of it? Not within 400 feet of you...

How adorable. Her elf archer is protecting Her Royal Highness, the Queen of Absolutely Fuck-All.

nah. he's an elf-hater.

but I *am* the Queen of Absolutely Fuck-All. I appreciate you recognize it.

[The_P]

That was a j-o-k-e too? Oh, your witticisms are SO sublime.

I j-o-k-e too.

this is almost as fun as getting The Sex.

If you want a better difficulty setting, put in some extra quarters inside my a-slot. 

I only have half dollars...will that work?

I don't fucking know; I don't even use your fucking currency. Read my profile recently, you dozy bint?

[willow]

That was a j-o-k-e too? Oh, your witticisms are SO sublime.

I j-o-k-e too.

this is almost as fun as getting The Sex.

If you want a better difficulty setting, put in some extra quarters inside my a-slot. 

I only have half dollars...will that work?

I don't fucking know; I don't use your fucking currency. Read my profile recently, you dozy bint?

nah..I wasn't interested enough in you to click it.

[SomeRandomGuy]

How adorable. Her elf archer is protecting Her Royal Highness, the Queen of Absolutely Fuck-All.

Where did you become so witty? I need to find that dungeon you've used to have leveled up so fast.

Hrm, well I'm not sure I can describe how to get there for you, but when I get to the bottom I'll find out if they've got your clever personality all locked up.

Seems to me, you could use it back.