I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.
I'm going to shapeshift and become you...then kill you when you try to claim your place upon your return.
Olos you're threatening me through the internet!1010101
I know...scary, huh?
But not as scary as the guy hiding under my bed, waiting for the sun to go down to do some... stuff to me during my sleep.
Most of it was pleasant. Honest.