oh noes.
let's give it a few days. for the love of god, give me some time.
Try baby oil in a tub of warm water. It works.
Do I even want to ask how you know that Callaway, you dark horse? 
OK, I'll tell you.
One time when we were visiting my parents when my daughter was around two years old, her portable crib was next to a chest of drawers.
I put her in the crib to take a nap.
She got quiet, so I thought she went to sleep and I crept in to check on her.
She had removed all her clothes and was covering her whole body with fingernail polish.
Her genitalia had gotten a lot of attention, so it was absolutely covered with dried polish and it was all stuck together.
I did not know at first what to do, so I called her pediatrician, who gave me the number for the poison control center.
Their advice was to use baby oil, cooking oil, shortening, vaseline or something similar on her skin and to soak her in a tub of warm water.
I already had put her in the tub, so my mother and I coated her all over with baby oil and let her soak in the tub longer.
Then the dried polish could be carefully rubbed off her skin with a washcloth.
Apparently my mother had left some fingernail polish in the top drawer of the chest of drawers, but of course I didn't know that.
ponds from now on.