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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #45 on: June 12, 2007, 03:11:07 PM »
I suspect skating is also controlled by the government.
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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #46 on: June 12, 2007, 03:12:47 PM »
well, then there's nothing for it - we''l have to do this:


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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #47 on: June 12, 2007, 03:19:10 PM »
Proof that walking IS regulated.

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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #48 on: June 12, 2007, 03:30:01 PM »
You'd better run since they control walking. ::)

No, that's strenuous. The only safety is in your registered
automobile, with your license
, so that the government
can't control you.
Maybe oil man just means you need to buy a big hummer, so that you don't need roads and can hide out in the scrub with your semi automatic. 

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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #49 on: June 12, 2007, 03:42:23 PM »
You'd better run since they control walking. ::)

No, that's strenuous. The only safety is in your registered
automobile, with your license
, so that the government
can't control you.
Maybe oil man just means you need to buy a big hummer, so that you don't need roads and can hide out in the scrub with your semi automatic. 


After capturing some little girls to drink your piss?

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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #50 on: June 12, 2007, 03:44:55 PM »
uh oh...

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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #51 on: June 12, 2007, 03:47:00 PM »
Luckily, the internet is free enough
from the Frankenstein Computer God,
that one might never know - though
a traceroute MIGHT work.

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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #52 on: June 12, 2007, 04:05:28 PM »
It doesn't.
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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #53 on: June 12, 2007, 04:53:58 PM »
I'd never give up my automobile. Anyone who would in my opinion doesn't understand freedom. You can't be free if you aren't able to go where you want, when you want without the government regulating your every move.

Public transport, cycling, walking etc. are all strenuous exercises easily controlled by an autocratic big government. To maintain the rights of citizens and to stop government oppression we must defend our motor cars at all costs.

Smaller government, less taxes, cheaper fuel, more houses! Live how you want to live.
Roads are controlled by the government too.
I don't get your point there.  And walking?  Controlled by the Government?

Didn't you know we all have chips installed that the government can remotely activate exploding our knee caps if we walk where they don't want us to?

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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #54 on: June 12, 2007, 04:54:54 PM »
I'd never give up my automobile. Anyone who would in my opinion doesn't understand freedom. You can't be free if you aren't able to go where you want, when you want without the government regulating your every move.

Public transport, cycling, walking etc. are all strenuous exercises easily controlled by an autocratic big government. To maintain the rights of citizens and to stop government oppression we must defend our motor cars at all costs.

Smaller government, less taxes, cheaper fuel, more houses! Live how you want to live.
Roads are controlled by the government too.
I don't get your point there.  And walking?  Controlled by the Government?

Didn't you know we all have chips installed that the government can remotely activate exploding our knee caps if we walk where they don't want us to?

But luckily, the cheap material which cars are made
of deflects the signal. That's why I drive to the
bathroom.

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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #55 on: June 12, 2007, 05:00:09 PM »
:LMAO:   :plus: for making me laugh twice in the past 10 minutes.

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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #56 on: June 13, 2007, 06:30:59 PM »
out with the fiend!!!!!!!!!! oil is eeevil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oil is not evil We (humans) have made it evil.
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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #57 on: June 13, 2007, 06:42:19 PM »
why not try using cars less altogether?  that'd cut oil usage right down.

all this talk about recycling, and buying more environmentally friendly stuff - how about not buying it in the first place, cos you don't need it anyway?  remember, children: 

Reduce
Re-use
Recycle.

in that order.

i thank you.  :-*

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Even Our computers today use more energy because of programing in them millions and billions and world wide trillions of watts. Some companies like Microsoft and a few others are trying to make them more energy efficient and it can and will be done in the end.  The Oil in the ground is not evil it what We do with it and how We use it that makes it evil.

Welcome Oil Intvestor to Intensity.
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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #58 on: June 14, 2007, 01:44:22 AM »
out with the fiend!!!!!!!!!! oil is eeevil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oil is not evil We (humans) have made it evil.

excellent point, kevv.  :plus:   :clap:

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Re: The Politics of Oil
« Reply #59 on: June 14, 2007, 01:45:36 AM »
Jeeze, next you'll be against 'oil control'