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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2010, 07:24:56 PM »


Quote from: PMS Elle on January 14, 2010, 07:12:48 PM
Nadya Suleman (the "Octomom"), Thoman Beatie (the "pregnant man"), Pope Benedict XVI


Can I  jump off the cliff instead?
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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2010, 11:29:14 AM »
Quote from: Bint on January 14, 2010, 12:14:58 PM
I'd shag you PMS Elle  :zoinks:

Wouldn't we all?  :headbang2:

Shag the one with the vagina, albeit destroyed.
Marry the dude/chick or whatever.
Kick the Pope off the cliff, because he has no other value to the world and is a racist moron.
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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2010, 11:30:40 AM »
PMS Elle
Celticgoddess
Bint

Alternatively:

Trigger11
EBM
Parts

Be nice!
« Last Edit: January 15, 2010, 11:36:14 AM by Trigger11 »
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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2010, 11:37:15 AM »
toss off.
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2010, 03:58:49 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on January 15, 2010, 11:30:40 AM
Alternatively:

Trigger11
EBM
Parts

I'd marry EBM so I can shag him repeatedly  :zoinks:
Shag Trigger as a one night
And I'd have to toss parts only because he's married and I have morals. You know I love ya, Parts. :green:
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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2010, 06:37:37 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on January 15, 2010, 03:58:49 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on January 15, 2010, 11:30:40 AM
Alternatively:

Trigger11
EBM
Parts

I'd marry EBM so I can shag him repeatedly  :zoinks:
Shag Trigger as a one night
And I'd have to toss parts only because he's married and I have morals. You know I love ya, Parts. :green:

That's all I am to you? :'(
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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2010, 06:44:01 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on January 15, 2010, 06:37:37 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on January 15, 2010, 03:58:49 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on January 15, 2010, 11:30:40 AM
Alternatively:

Trigger11
EBM
Parts

I'd marry EBM so I can shag him repeatedly  :zoinks:
Shag Trigger as a one night
And I'd have to toss parts only because he's married and I have morals. You know I love ya, Parts. :green:

That's all I am to you? :'(

Well, if I shag you first and then marry EBM, I can't very well shag you again. That just wouldn't be right. Did you prefer I toss you off a cliff? :laugh:
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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2010, 08:28:50 AM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on January 15, 2010, 06:44:01 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on January 15, 2010, 06:37:37 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on January 15, 2010, 03:58:49 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on January 15, 2010, 11:30:40 AM
Alternatively:

Trigger11
EBM
Parts

I'd marry EBM so I can shag him repeatedly  :zoinks:
Shag Trigger as a one night
And I'd have to toss parts only because he's married and I have morals. You know I love ya, Parts. :green:

That's all I am to you? :'(

Well, if I shag you first and then marry EBM, I can't very well shag you again. That just wouldn't be right. Did you prefer I toss you off a cliff? :laugh:
I think he'd rather you just toss him off.

Also, you need to give us three more options.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2010, 09:14:27 AM »
Dammit. You're right.

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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2010, 09:47:17 AM »
People are always taking my jokes, and just making them more obvious  :'(
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Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2010, 10:39:06 AM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on January 16, 2010, 09:47:17 AM
People are always taking my jokes, and just making them more obvious  :'(
More relevant, actually.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2010, 10:44:49 AM »
Naw i'd already used that, but just don't make it so obvious.  I was gonna say it again, where you had, but don't wanna use the same joke twice, in the same thread  :-\
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2010, 11:46:12 AM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on January 16, 2010, 09:14:27 AM
Dammit. You're right.

Dean Martin
Fred Astaire
Gene Kelly

...god, I'm young.   :laugh:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2010, 10:49:06 AM »
I dunno how this game works (emo)

But let me attempt to do this:

Quote from: Trigger11 on January 15, 2010, 11:30:40 AM
PMS Elle
Celticgoddess
Bint

I toss Bint off a cliff, marry PMS Elle and shag CG  :zoinks:
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Re: Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?
« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2010, 12:01:35 PM »
I'd shag all three of them and then toss them all of a cliff
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