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Offline Lucifer

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #165 on: June 06, 2007, 02:40:45 PM »
i KNEW she was fab!

i remember that one, eclair.  luckily, i'm not so old my long term memory has gone...   :'(
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #166 on: June 06, 2007, 02:45:22 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 02:40:45 PM
i KNEW she was fab!

i remember that one, eclair.  luckily, i'm not so old my long term memory has gone...   :'(
You were at WP and read the story?  Don't think I've recounted the whole thing here.
Maybe partially.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #167 on: June 06, 2007, 02:46:42 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on June 06, 2007, 02:37:37 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on June 06, 2007, 02:34:11 PM
WEll nothing like not wasting time! :eyebrows:  Lust at first sight!
I had an itch.  Picked a victim.  Told them to scratch it.
Fixed!

Actually fixed a few times over!  Happy days.

More power to ya! ;)
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #168 on: June 06, 2007, 02:50:59 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on June 06, 2007, 02:46:42 PM
Quote from: Eclair on June 06, 2007, 02:37:37 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on June 06, 2007, 02:34:11 PM
WEll nothing like not wasting time! :eyebrows:  Lust at first sight!
I had an itch.  Picked a victim.  Told them to scratch it.Fixed!

Actually fixed a few times over!  Happy days.

More power to ya! ;)
Sorry...it was mutual scratching, I'm sure! 
Don't want anyone to think I'm selfish about these things!
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #169 on: June 06, 2007, 05:43:17 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on June 06, 2007, 02:50:59 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on June 06, 2007, 02:46:42 PM
Quote from: Eclair on June 06, 2007, 02:37:37 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on June 06, 2007, 02:34:11 PM
WEll nothing like not wasting time! :eyebrows:  Lust at first sight!
I had an itch.  Picked a victim.  Told them to scratch it.Fixed!

Actually fixed a few times over!  Happy days.

More power to ya! ;)
Sorry...it was mutual scratching, I'm sure! 
Don't want anyone to think I'm selfish about these things!

Not the first time I'v heard this happening first hand.  And it happened to me once! :green:
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #170 on: June 06, 2007, 05:50:02 PM »
it happened even faster for me.....but it cost me $40
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #171 on: June 06, 2007, 05:55:27 PM »
I almost want a link to the thread containing this story.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #172 on: June 06, 2007, 05:57:33 PM »
can you remember where it is.

all i remember is, "finish.  FINISH!"
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #173 on: June 06, 2007, 06:52:05 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on June 06, 2007, 02:45:22 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 02:40:45 PM
i KNEW she was fab!

i remember that one, eclair.  luckily, i'm not so old my long term memory has gone...   :'(
You were at WP and read the story?  Don't think I've recounted the whole thing here.
Maybe partially.

Was a good one. Got all the boys there interested.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #174 on: June 07, 2007, 12:11:43 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on June 06, 2007, 02:45:22 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 02:40:45 PM
i KNEW she was fab!

i remember that one, eclair.  luckily, i'm not so old my long term memory has gone...   :'(
You were at WP and read the story?  Don't think I've recounted the whole thing here.
Maybe partially.

noooo.  i mean i remember doing the same sort of thing myself.  back in the halcyon days...
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #175 on: June 07, 2007, 03:06:49 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 12:11:43 AM
Quote from: Eclair on June 06, 2007, 02:45:22 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 02:40:45 PM
i KNEW she was fab!

i remember that one, eclair.  luckily, i'm not so old my long term memory has gone...   :'(
You were at WP and read the story?  Don't think I've recounted the whole thing here.
Maybe partially.

noooo.  i mean i remember doing the same sort of thing myself.  back in the halcyon days...

Talking or doing?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #176 on: June 07, 2007, 03:55:55 AM »
doing.  i have not led a life of innocence...   >:D
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #177 on: June 07, 2007, 03:59:16 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 06, 2007, 05:55:27 PM
I almost want a link to the thread containing this story.
Yeah, I looked for it, but can't find it.  Will post a quick run down after I eat my dinner now...Indian, yummy!
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #178 on: June 07, 2007, 04:35:32 AM »
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #179 on: June 07, 2007, 04:45:40 AM »
Quote from: calandale on June 07, 2007, 04:35:32 AM
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Yeah but that won't help those of us who wouldn't log into that place if you paid us. :P
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