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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #45 on: June 04, 2007, 04:36:37 PM »
I'm not even going to go there tonight.  :laugh:
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #46 on: June 04, 2007, 04:36:52 PM »
which tongue?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #47 on: June 04, 2007, 04:37:59 PM »
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #48 on: June 04, 2007, 04:59:03 PM »
the silver one?  or the potted one?  yuck.   :(
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #49 on: June 04, 2007, 06:07:33 PM »
Pick a hot girl, look at her, do a double-take, then ask,  "Are you a ghost?  I swear, you look like this girl I once loved who became psychotic one night after I'd given her too much cheesecake and too many orgasms, and she wandered out and got trampled to death by a wandering herd of buffalo.  She broke my heart, and I thought I could never love again.  We can talk more about it while I feed you choclate and say you're too skinny."
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #50 on: June 04, 2007, 06:15:20 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 03:41:25 PM
Dr. McQuagmire: How do I get more 15 year old sluts that I can piss in the mouth? It's been almost 4 months since I had that little Linda bitch.  :P
you dolt.

i encourage you to have sex with older women (30-45).  they are usually more sexually honest.  and it seems that you need a sexually honest woman!
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #51 on: June 04, 2007, 06:16:48 PM »
Quote from: McQuagmire on June 04, 2007, 06:15:20 PM
Quote from: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 03:41:25 PM
Dr. McQuagmire: How do I get more 15 year old sluts that I can piss in the mouth? It's been almost 4 months since I had that little Linda bitch.  :P
you dolt.

i encourage you to have sex with older women (30-45).  they are usually more sexually honest.  and it seems that you need a sexually honest woman!

hey good advice- I'd plus you but we both know where we stand on that.  :laugh:
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #52 on: June 04, 2007, 06:18:09 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 03:52:37 PM
You need to drink piss to learn to be humble, you bitches. A lot of it.  8)
dolts, use a more subtle approach than this.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #53 on: June 04, 2007, 06:23:20 PM »
ok dolts, now that the lesbian feminism brigade has chimed in with nonsensical jibber jabber, i encourage you to ask me questions.

i posted this thread in the free for all forum so you may post anonymously if you choose to.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #54 on: June 04, 2007, 06:26:45 PM »
o wize mcgagger, how do i get these lovely feminizm brigae women to all marry me and have a big happy orgy.  pissing in mouth optional.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #55 on: June 04, 2007, 06:33:36 PM »
Quote from: deaperate sadman on June 04, 2007, 06:26:45 PM
o wize mcgagger, how do i get these lovely feminizm brigae women to all marry me and have a big happy orgy.  pissing in mouth optional.
treat them as equals in public.  ie: make them pay for their own meals, open their own doors, etc.
also, don't have deep discussions with them.  it is a trap. and when you are finished having sex with them, tell them that you will call them....hint, hint:get out!
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #56 on: June 04, 2007, 07:12:02 PM »
I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #57 on: June 04, 2007, 07:13:28 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:12:02 PM
I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.
how about a thread titled: less than a man!
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #58 on: June 04, 2007, 07:15:06 PM »
Quote from: McQuagmire on June 04, 2007, 07:13:28 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:12:02 PM
I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.
how about a thread titled: less than a man!

Sounds apt. Doubt that there are too many
who can help me though. At least among the
males.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #59 on: June 04, 2007, 07:17:03 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:15:06 PM
Quote from: McQuagmire on June 04, 2007, 07:13:28 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:12:02 PM
I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.
how about a thread titled: less than a man!

Sounds apt. Doubt that there are too many
who can help me though. At least among the
males.
maybe they will help by sharing stories that you can relate to.

now get the hell out of the dolt sex tips thread, you once upon a time, dolt.
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