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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #135 on: June 06, 2007, 07:12:07 AM »
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Quote from: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 12:27:49 PM
that's terrible.  anything i can do to help?   :eyelash:

Will you babysit? ;) :laugh:

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #136 on: June 06, 2007, 10:26:08 AM »
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i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian.  it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.

Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:12:02 PM
I need a thread on how to avoid becoming
attached enough to consider having sex
with someone who is WRONG for me.

i know the feeling, calandale.  the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them.  yeah, right - easier said than done.   :(
Three months?

THREE MONTHS??!!!  are you mad??  i was thinking more like three weeks, and that's pushing it.  i feel faint...   :o
3 minutes, 3 months...it varies!

lol.  what a gal.   ;D   :plus:
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #137 on: June 06, 2007, 12:35:41 PM »
hear that dolts?
some women don't mind going three minutes between shaggings.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #138 on: June 06, 2007, 12:51:48 PM »
only cos it takes that long to finish the job properly.   :-*
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #139 on: June 06, 2007, 12:57:21 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 12:51:48 PM
only cos it takes that long to finish the job properly.   :-*
then i might need thirds.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #140 on: June 06, 2007, 12:58:17 PM »
how long does it take for you to "recover" and get ready for seconds/thirds, then, McJ?  or should i post this in your thread?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #141 on: June 06, 2007, 01:00:49 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 12:58:17 PM
how long does it take for you to "recover" and get ready for seconds/thirds, then, McJ?  or should i post this in your thread?
several times in my life i had just finished and as i watched the young lady bending over to pick up their panties i got in the 'mood' again.  but this time, from behind.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #142 on: June 06, 2007, 01:11:15 PM »
impressive.  how about now, though?  and what if they don't wear underwear?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #143 on: June 06, 2007, 01:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 01:11:15 PM
impressive.  how about now, though?  and what if they don't wear underwear?
yeah, i doubt i van now.  but it might be different if it was some strange pussy....i have had the same for over a decade now.


if she doesn't wear panties:  she can always do jumping jacks.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #144 on: June 06, 2007, 01:21:09 PM »
shouldn't be difficult: after all, ALL cats are strange.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #145 on: June 06, 2007, 01:22:12 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 01:21:09 PM
shouldn't be difficult: after all, ALL cats are strange.
yeah, but i won't penetrate someone else....
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #146 on: June 06, 2007, 01:25:04 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 01:11:15 PM
impressive.  how about now, though?  and what if they don't wear underwear?

If you don't wear panties the trick is to leave something in position on the floor that you just have to bend down and slowly pick up after the first shag.  :laugh:
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #147 on: June 06, 2007, 01:25:45 PM »
what?  you mean you only penetrate yourself?  fuckinell, McJ, i'm beginning to admire you.

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Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 01:11:15 PM
impressive.  how about now, though?  and what if they don't wear underwear?

If you don't wear panties the trick is to leave something in position on the floor that you just have to bend down and slowly pick up after the first shag.  :laugh:

tut.  what a waste of perfectly good shagging time.   ::)
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #148 on: June 06, 2007, 01:28:33 PM »
um, i am, well, er, getting an, um erection.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #149 on: June 06, 2007, 01:29:07 PM »
why?
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