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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #615 on: February 12, 2008, 09:32:51 PM »
When you dig shit out of your ass, are you talking
about a means of getting the whole turd out, or
just to remove small bits of fecal matter after actually
crapping?

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #616 on: February 12, 2008, 11:44:31 PM »
Small bits of it. It's all together when I poop it out but inside me it's all like in little balls. But if it's too soft, I can't get it out because the poop isn't hard enough, it just squishes. 

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #617 on: February 13, 2008, 01:41:11 AM »
Hmm...I'm not really understanding.
I guess I'm curious about the quantity
that your removing. Not in one little
expedition, but in a whole session of
poo-mining. I mean, are we talking a
handful here (or more) or a couple of
these tiny little balls - basically just the
stuff that almost everyone else leaves
in situ.

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #618 on: February 13, 2008, 02:23:41 AM »
I don't know what stiu is. It's been a while since I dug it out. I have been pooping without having to use enemas to get it all out. If there was lot of it, I'd use enema to get it all out because I was cramping and it wasn't coming out. Now it comes out on it's own without having to use any laxatives. Feels I can't hold it so I head for the bathroom. I won't mess myself at work or out in public. If the poop is too hard and it's all in one piece, it's impossible to dig out because it hurts. It's pushing the poop against my anus and it hurts so the enema does it. It loosens everything up and it comes out.
I didn't dig much out when I dig it out on my own. If it was a lot inside, I'd use a enema.

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #619 on: February 13, 2008, 02:25:10 AM »
Ok. Thanks. I had just been thinking
we were talking about a fairly small
amount.

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #620 on: April 14, 2015, 04:53:01 PM »
Are you ever going to post again??

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #621 on: June 15, 2015, 10:44:44 PM »
Are you ever going to post again??

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #622 on: June 16, 2015, 01:21:29 AM »
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #623 on: June 21, 2015, 12:19:19 PM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #624 on: June 21, 2015, 02:46:19 PM »
Are you ever going to post again??

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Are you channelling scrap?

It doesn't work, does it?

Scrap was here this afternoon. Just for a little while. So maybe you are beckoning him back by the necrobumping.
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Re: Ask me anything about me
« Reply #625 on: June 25, 2015, 01:15:22 PM »
He misses us. :)
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