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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #1050 on: February 05, 2008, 03:25:37 PM »
WAREZ MAH π
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #1051 on: February 05, 2008, 03:30:36 PM »
depends how long ago you ate it.  if it was between 2-4 hours, it's somewhere in your bowel, unless it contained meat, in which case, some of it will still be fermenting and glogging about in your stomach.

if it was 4+ hours (and your digestive system is healthy, and it didn't contain meat), then it depends whether or not you've had a shit.  if you haven't, might be an idea to, in case you either:
a) shit your pants, or
b) are constipated.

if you have had a shit, then it's in the sewerage system somewhere, unless you're completely repulsive and don't flush your lavatory.

anything else while i'm here?

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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #1052 on: February 05, 2008, 03:37:40 PM »
what if I haven't eaten it yet?
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« Reply #1053 on: February 05, 2008, 03:38:45 PM »
then it's either still in the shop/restaurant, or, if you're more of a cook type, it's still in its constituent ingredient state/your freezer/fridge.

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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #1054 on: February 05, 2008, 03:41:02 PM »
Let me clarify, you have been given the responsibility to ensure I have access to a π by a certain time, that time has passed, and now I'm asking you were I may find this π which I had been promised.
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« Reply #1055 on: February 05, 2008, 03:49:35 PM »
er, who exactly gave me that responsibility?  and with what authority?  cos, basically, my response is going to be something along the lines of "fuck right off". 

although it has given me an idea for a new jumper - cabled mathematical symbols...  yay!

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« Reply #1056 on: February 05, 2008, 04:07:36 PM »
er, who exactly gave me that responsibility?  and with what authority?  cos, basically, my response is going to be something along the lines of "fuck right off". 

although it has given me an idea for a new jumper - cabled mathematical symbols...  yay!

You, with your authority.
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« Reply #1057 on: February 05, 2008, 04:08:10 PM »
yes dear.  take your meds.

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« Reply #1058 on: February 05, 2008, 04:08:48 PM »
yes dear.  take your meds.

I have not been issued medication.
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #1059 on: February 05, 2008, 04:09:18 PM »
that explains a lot.

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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #1060 on: February 05, 2008, 04:12:41 PM »
that explains a lot.

BUT IT DOES NOT EXPLAIN THE LOCATION OF MY PIE!!!
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #1061 on: February 05, 2008, 04:13:08 PM »
true.  oh well.

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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #1062 on: February 05, 2008, 04:13:38 PM »
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #1063 on: February 05, 2008, 04:15:13 PM »
no good asking me.  i rarely eat pies.

ask flo/randy.  he knows everything about nutrition.

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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #1064 on: February 05, 2008, 04:16:24 PM »
*issues dunce hat to lucifer*
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