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[Christopher McCandless]

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Electricity doesnt "come" from anywhere. Energy is merely converted between forms.

Hey, he wasn't asking you.

So. He should have asked a fizzycist...

I am one (well, my speciality is astronomy), and he's right, in a roundabout sort of way.

You should still know a lot more than me about physics then, at this stage at least. How come you didnt become a professional astronomer?

how do you know i'm not?

Your area of research, when you hinted at "possibly saving my life" a few months back. I doubt you would have flipped between 3 completely different subjects in your academic life.

er, let's call it four, shall we?

 

Hmm, whats the other two? Not physics, I take it?

[enronh]

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

aubergines.

/nods, sagely.

You mean if an aubergine falls in the forest, what is the sound of one of its hands clapping??

tut.  don't be stupid - aubergines don't have hands. 

but that was Zen, and this is Tao.

But does Uber-Gene have hands? A least one, so he can clap it.

He must. He is uber!?

[Lucifer]

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

aubergines.

/nods, sagely.

You mean if an aubergine falls in the forest, what is the sound of one of its hands clapping??

tut.  don't be stupid - aubergines don't have hands. 

but that was Zen, and this is Tao.

But does Uber-Gene have hands? A least one, so he can clap it.

He must. He is uber!?

no hands, but you should see the chromosomes on him!  fwoarrrrrr!

[odeon]

I am one (well, my speciality is astronomy), and he's right, in a roundabout sort of way.

You should still know a lot more than me about physics then, at this stage at least. How come you didnt become a professional astronomer?

I probably do know more about physics than you do, because I studied physics before I studied astronomy. But to answer your question, there are about 20 full-time astronomer positions in Sweden, or were then. Anyone serious about astronomy here needs to like Chile, Spain or Italy.

[enronh]

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

aubergines.

/nods, sagely.

You mean if an aubergine falls in the forest, what is the sound of one of its hands clapping??

tut.  don't be stupid - aubergines don't have hands. 

but that was Zen, and this is Tao.

But does Uber-Gene have hands? A least one, so he can clap it.

He must. He is uber!?

no hands, but you should see the chromosomes on him!  fwoarrrrrr!

fwoarrrr! maybe but 'Tainted Love'  cause Soft Cell!

[Lucifer]

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

aubergines.

/nods, sagely.

You mean if an aubergine falls in the forest, what is the sound of one of its hands clapping??

tut.  don't be stupid - aubergines don't have hands. 

but that was Zen, and this is Tao.

But does Uber-Gene have hands? A least one, so he can clap it.

He must. He is uber!?

no hands, but you should see the chromosomes on him!  fwoarrrrrr!

fwoarrrr! maybe but 'Tainted Love'  cause Soft Cell!

cells are bigger than chromosomes, by several orders of magnitude, you feckless dolt!

wanna play mitosis, though?   

[enronh]

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

aubergines.

/nods, sagely.

You mean if an aubergine falls in the forest, what is the sound of one of its hands clapping??

tut.  don't be stupid - aubergines don't have hands. 

but that was Zen, and this is Tao.

But does Uber-Gene have hands? A least one, so he can clap it.

He must. He is uber!?

no hands, but you should see the chromosomes on him!  fwoarrrrrr!

fwoarrrr! maybe but 'Tainted Love'  cause Soft Cell!

cells are bigger than chromosomes, by several orders of magnitude, you feckless dolt!

wanna play mitosis, though?   

Yeah, but would that play havoc with your already split personality 

[Lucifer]

i can cope.  my X chromosome is bigger than your Y, you know. 

[enronh]

O give me a clone of my own flesh and bone,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when it is grown, then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex

[Lucifer]

 

you're on top bananananana form tonight, pupkin.   

[Lucifer]

...and the avatar is fucking FAB!!!

[enronh]

 

you're on top bananananana form tonight, pupkin.   

Wooops, It ain't mine...  http://members.tranquility.net/~scimusic/lyrics.html#Clone,%20Clone%20of%20My%20Own   

[Lucifer]

oh.  i'm crushed. 

[enronh]

oh.  i'm crushed. 

Don't worry, Lucifer I'll write you a song someday!   

[Lucifer]