Vivi's back!

[El]

What celebs does http://www.myheritage.com/ think you look like, and by what percents?

[Lucifer]

careful, McQ.  i do actually look quite like her.

yea right.

if you did then i would be on a plane so fast just to kiss your feet.

bugger - i'm going to have to wash my frigging feet again.  sigh...

[Lucifer]

What celebs does http://www.myheritage.com/ think you look like, and by what percents?

stupid thing won't let me register.  i've lost the will to live, after trying a few times...   

soz, PMS Elle.  try me with another idea.

[The_P]

Did I wore you out? Well, did I? Did I now?

Now drop and give me 20!

*dons the Sergeant Slaughter persona*

[El]

What celebs does http://www.myheritage.com/ think you look like, and by what percents?

stupid thing won't let me register.  i've lost the will to live, after trying a few times...   

soz, PMS Elle.  try me with another idea.

The BASTARDS!!!

Oh well.  It was worth a shot.

[Lucifer]

Did I wore you out? Well, did I? Did I now?

Now drop and give me 20!

*dons the Sergeant Slaughter persona*

"wore"?  sort your tenses out, dear.

20?  dollars, i presume.

and as for sgt. slaughter  who the fuck's he?  no, on second thoughts, i couldn't really give a shit. 

and thanks for the thought, pea...   

[The_P]

Did I wore you out? Well, did I? Did I now?

Now drop and give me 20!

*dons the Sergeant Slaughter persona*

"wore"?  sort your tenses out, dear.

20?  dollars, i presume.

and as for sgt. slaughter  who the fuck's he?  no, on second thoughts, i couldn't really give a shit. 

and thanks for the thought, pea...   

Aw, don't be like that. I was only kidding.

[Lucifer]

stop feeling sorry for yerself.  you'll only make your mascara run.

[Eclair]

And how many improper ones?

more than the above.  if sex is proper, it's not sex.

Totally agree- if it doesn't leave you feeling at least mildly disgusted with yourself you're not doing it right. 

Thanks for giving me my Friday afternoon laugh!  I'm catching up now on all those unread threads this week.
 

[Lucifer]

my pleasure.   

[Eclair]

my pleasure.   

Oh I plussed PI, but now I'll plus you 'cos you used the word pleasure in a sentence...actually it was 50% of the sentence...excellent!

[Lucifer]

if you enjoyed that, you'll love this:

i am a sybraritic, lotus-eating hedonist.

now, just go and explode somewhere quietly, and take a damp flannel with you.   

[Eclair]

if you enjoyed that, you'll love this:

i am a sybraritic, lotus-eating hedonist.

now, just go and explode somewhere quietly, and take a damp flannel with you.   

I could really spin you out about what you just said! 

Now, another question.  How old are you... or thereabouts?

[Lucifer]

i have to laugh - people have been nagging me for years to have one of these threads, and now there is one, v few people are actually asking questions.  (i know PI, dunc, the Pea and odeon don't need to, cos i know them offline, as it were).

funny old life, ain't it?

[Lucifer]

woo!  how's that for serendipity?   

45.  or thereabouts.  well, that's my chronological age.  intellectually, about 973.  emotionally about 13.  and physically, about mid-late 30s (ish, depending on the light, lol).