Vivi's back!

[The_P]

Since she's back, let us pummel her with trivial inquires before she decides to run away again.

Okay, here's my question:

Oi, Wicked Witch. If you had to choose out of these three witches, which one has the better fashion sense?

http://www.ffcompendium.com/art/8-edea-a.jpg

http://www.finalfantasy.com.br/ffs/newff8/imgs/sorcres_adel1.jpg

or...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/zh/thumb/9/9b/Ultimecia.jpg/180px-Ultimecia.jpg

[McGiver]

how many proper shaggings have you had since you visited us last?

[Calandale]

And how many improper ones?

[The_P]

And how many improper ones?

Probably FAR too many.

[McGiver]

pea, you do realize that she didn't want one of these threads.
because of the type of question that i asked.  which, i s why i asked it. 

[The_P]

pea, you do realize that she didn't want one of these threads.
because of the type of question that i asked.  which, i s why i asked it. 

No, I did not realise. And yes, I do not care.

When am I going to try out your carrot cake again?

[Lucifer]

Since she's back, let us pummel her with trivial inquires before she decides to run away again.

Okay, here's my question:

Oi, Wicked Witch. If you had to choose out of these three witches, which one has the better fashion sense?

http://www.ffcompendium.com/art/8-edea-a.jpg

http://www.finalfantasy.com.br/ffs/newff8/imgs/sorcres_adel1.jpg

or...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/zh/thumb/9/9b/Ultimecia.jpg/180px-Ultimecia.jpg

the first one.  i have a similar outfit, and often do my hair like that, although i use purple spiders rather than some tacky seashell or other.

[Lucifer]

how many proper shaggings have you had since you visited us last?

loads.  i assuming you're not restricting yourself to "sex with other entities"?  or have you gone pedestrian and dull?

[Lucifer]

And how many improper ones?

more than the above.  if sex is proper, it's not sex.

[Lucifer]

pea, you do realize that she didn't want one of these threads.
because of the type of question that i asked.  which, i s why i asked it. 

No, I did not realise. And yes, I do not care.

When am I going to try out your carrot cake again?

is this related to the above posts?  if so, you can get yer own carrot cake to shag.  mine are too good to waste.  and i'm not going to put cream cheese topping on any of them, ever again, now...  carrot bu-cake  yuck. 

[The_P]

pea, you do realize that she didn't want one of these threads.
because of the type of question that i asked.  which, i s why i asked it. 

No, I did not realise. And yes, I do not care.

When am I going to try out your carrot cake again?

is this related to the above posts?  if so, you can get yer own carrot cake to shag.  mine are too good to waste.  and i'm not going to put cream cheese topping on any of them, ever again, now...  carrot bu-cake  yuck. 

I work at some cafe every Tuesday now, which supplies carrot cake with a Cadbury's flakey on top, so I won't have any problems there with the carrot cake shagging. 

EDIT: Now, now, now, now.

[purposefulinsanity]

And how many improper ones?

more than the above.  if sex is proper, it's not sex.

Totally agree- if it doesn't leave you feeling at least mildly disgusted with yourself you're not doing it right. 

[Lucifer]

I work at some cafe every Tuesday now, which supplies carrot cake with a Cadbury's flakey on top, so I won't have any problems there with the carrot cake shagging. 

fab!  where is it?  i might have to pay a visit and watch.  (i was going to say "come and watch", but you'd probably mess your pants ).

[Lucifer]

And how many improper ones?

more than the above.  if sex is proper, it's not sex.

Totally agree- if it doesn't leave you feeling at least mildly disgusted with yourself you're not doing it right. 

yeah, and then there's the REALLY hot stuff, where you feel completely disgusted with yourself, and have to boil yourself in bleach.  that's the best, obviously.  if i don't think i should be locked up, i've had disappointing sex. 

[purposefulinsanity]

But of course- you know you've had really good sex when you're laying in the afterglow wondering if you might just be a little fucked up in the head.