Lardz and Emoga

[The_P]

I'm calling you fuckers out because you're still making Robert upset by sniping at him with your twatty replies on AV while spying on him on Intensity, with the use of multiple accounts, to discourage the poor fucker to move on. Thanks to your pettiness, he has to delete his account at AV to prevent any further damage on his well-being.

Robert's my friend, and I'm sticking up for the guy, so bring it, you fucks.

[Leto729]

Who are these two?

[RobertN]

"omega_shemale" and "Laz the Great who can't get enough of himself"

[Leto729]

"omega_shemale" and "Laz the Great who can't get enough of himself"

Okay I see.

[McGiver]

"omega_shemale" and "Laz the Great who can't get enough of himself"

he can't get enough of himself, or enough food in his mouth.  i may be chunky, but that fucker is morbidly obese.  and he is still very young.
wtf, stop eating man.  you're killing yourself.

[RobertN]

Perhaps thats why omega and lardz are friends. They are both pretty fat. Emma must be going on 13 stone, at least! Lardz - I say 16 stone.

[duncvis]

I'm 21 stone. I win!!!!11eleventy-one!! 

[Lucifer]

"Fat Boy Fat is fucking in heaven, fucking in heaven, fucking in heaven..."

 

[duncvis]

Luckily I was a BIG cunt before I became a FAT cunt, which is probably how I got to this weight without noticing... hopefully I'll be 18 stone and relatively svelte (for my size) by Xmas. Anyone want to be my sponsor?

[Lucifer]

does it involve cash?  or can i just clap politely, and say "jolly good show", etc.?  or is it like AA sponsors, where you phone me up every time you have a wobble?  er...  maybe not the best phrase to have chosen...

(FOOWL!)

[duncvis]

Yaying is optional. Cash is unwise as I would use it to buy delicious Belgian beer. And I don't wobble much. Mainly because I'm too heavy to jump. 

[Lucifer]

i got completely wankered at my AA friend's "10 Years of Sobriety" party, and ended up winning the karaoke competition with "Sweet Transvestite".  alcohol is evil, children , very, very evil.  mind you, i did get a reasonable shag out of it by putting up a tent in my garden at 2 in the morning, so can't be all bad.

[RobertN]

i did get a reasonable shag out of it by putting up a tent in my garden at 2 in the morning, so can't be all bad.

Honestly, Vivi - you are as mischievious as I remember you!

[Lucifer]

one tries, dear boy, one tries...

[The_P]

I'm 21 stone. I win!!!!11eleventy-one!! 

That's because you had a head-start, you pillock.